Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my first threesome. It was me, my wonderful girlfriend, and her shithead cat after he decided my balls were a bag of catnip and just had to play with. Things ended pretty fast. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend at her place, one thing lead to another, and we had sex for the first time. Her normally very sweet cat now hisses and savages me if I so much as look at him. FML
Today, I had some unexpected alone time for the first time in months and decided to *ahem* play with an adult toy. As things were getting close to the end, my cat jumped up on the bed, saw the movement under the blanket and immediately pounced on my downstairs, puncturing certain delicate areas with his claws. FML
Today, in the very middle of the night, my kitten started rubbing against my face. Thinking I saw her face in the darkness, I decided to kiss her before going back to bed. My lips made contact with her butthole. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I slept naked after a great night together. I awoke to a sharp pain in my penis and found our cat trying a new scratching post. FML
Today, it's been three years since my sister gave me a kitten. Coincidentally, it’s also been three years since I've had sex. FML
Today, as I was feeling frisky, I started to jack off. I was about to come when my cat attacked my hand and nether regions under the blanket. I really got the pussy, didn’t I? FML
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deathbatchickk 8
Nothing wrong with two *******
JustAGirlOnFML 11
Soft kitty Warm kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty Sleepy kitty Won't you feel my balls
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Comments (62)
wdunh69733 24
It's all fun and games until someone's balls get clawed
GTAmax99 12
Unless you're into that kinda thing
U_GotitDude 18
Lucky you
GTAmax99 12
I'm not sure which is weirder, the fact that you were having a threesome with a kitten, or the fact that you were doing on the bathroom floor...
JustAGirlOnFML 11
At least it was the bathroom floor. Could of been one of their parents bed? That would of been weird.
Smartdumbblonde 27
I was wondering why they were on the bathroom floor myself...
BongRipsForJesus 7
22- *could've, *would've.
ICastillo 25
It was the heat of the moment.
polarflares 2
He must be Kevin G.
AllieCat21 21
I've been in a similar situation. My boyfriend and I were on the floor and my dog came over and licked his butt cheek. Needless to say, we were both very surprised, and we make sure to close doors from now on.
missamberrose 17
I'm not the only one thinking its pretty gross to have sex on the bathroom floor, right?
heavenleigh85 5
Maybe your bathroom is gross, but some people actually have very clean bathrooms so doing it on the floor would be a non issue.
GTAmax99 12
Even then, I wouldn't imagine it being fun to do it by a toilet...
charvisioku 22
Gross? You must live in a right hovel. Most bathroom floors are incredibly clean.
missamberrose 17
I'm with # 40. My bathrooms incredibly clean but doing it beside a toilet would turn me off.
wdunh69733 24
I've ended up on the bathroom floor after starting in the shower. It happens.
VScpu 3
It was on their checklist of place to have sex in. Next is the kitchen floor
VannahJane 17
At least you didn't get scratched there.
smiliecat 13
I take it you were going pretty slow with your thrusts, otherwise you probably would've tea bagged the cat.
AshleyAscencio 4
Lol!!
VScpu 3
She could have been riding him. Therefore having his sac in one place
TwinChapter 15
"Tickle"... which means that the kitten probably brushed past, and what you felt was its fur. So unless the kitten swiped your balls with its protracted claws, it shouldn't really be a problem. :)
PunkySpunky78 15
I have a gross feeling the kitten was liking his balls because it was hairy
Smartdumbblonde 27
Why would her cat be in the bathroom with you guys and not know about it?
False_Stupidity 42
Well, generally when someone's having sex they don't notice anything else going on around them.
michael3005 3
cats can be pretty sneaky
annie_nk 23
Hope the kitten didn't use claws! O.o Cat scratches hurt bad enough as it is.