Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said, "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw." It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parents' house and forgot his phone. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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Top comments
shiftfaced 0
why would you even answer the phone?
mpontel 0
who continues having sex while talking to their parents? y totally di you dirt ball.
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Comments (131)
MISSJMAGIC 6
yeah..don't answer the phone...haha but that's embarassing either way
vanillathirteen 0
roffle you picked up the phone!! ydi dumb*ss your dad is cool though..
laideehawk 6
YDI. If you don't want people to know, don't answer the phone next time.
blogger79 0
ewwwwwwwwwwww! why did you answer the call?!?!?!?!
upintheorange 5
that. is. HOT.
loriaking18 0
lmao!
Nyuu_fml 12
I don't understand your logic.
veronicaaxo 0
:/ I wouldn't of even answered it..
J33bus 0
actually yes i am cooler. thanks :)
1LL337 0
YDI for answering in the first place. Who the $@*]+% answers their phone during sex...dumb@sses! that's who