Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said, "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw." It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parents' house and forgot his phone. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
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Top comments
shiftfaced 0
why would you even answer the phone?
mpontel 0
who continues having sex while talking to their parents? y totally di you dirt ball.
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Comments (131)
Sillygurlz 0
WOW UMM YHU SHOULDNT OF ANSWERED AND IF YHU REALLY NEEDED TO TALK TO HIM YHU SHOULD OF AT LEAST STOP WATT UR DOIN OR TELL YHUR PARTNER TO SHUT IT BUT IN BOTH WAYS YHU DESERVED IT :P
kinkajoujennie 0
You guys need to learn how to spell
jplumbob 4
stop yelling.
SarahBearXoX 0
capital letter kids make me want to punch their face in.. just sayin (:
dani3l 0
what kind of a guy moans lol...was he tha with the pussy!? lol
jessicams 0
20 guys who moan are sexy. obviously, it means they enjoy it.
sw2f2fchik612 12
I agree. Also, when a guy is totally silent I don't know if they are enjoying it :O
sw2f2fchik612 12
Lol oops, that's pretty much what you just said.
LVblondie 3
No. He was the one with the big dick. It's a turn on when guys moan!
FYLDeep 26
Did you continue having sex during the call, or did you stop and give him the worst case of blue balls? I could see why he might be moaning.
12251984 0
if you were married and having sex, this wouldn't be an issue!
jikanganai 0
Uh, yes it would. Replacing "boyfriend" with "husband" in the FML doesn't change the situation at all.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
the idea of abstinence only until marriage is great..hold onto those ideals while all those educated that way get STDs and end up pregnant bc they didnt know any better.
sosadrightnow 4
Because everyone that has sex before marriage is pregnant or STD infested. . . huh?
idk363 0
don't answer the phone next time
mama2b3 20
I agree with 5 it is sexy
sweetdreams999 0
not really a fml. more for your boyfriend the next times he sees your father.
LizabethLashay 0
And you answered the phone why?? I just let it ring.
VeronicaDarlingg 0
Hey, at least he was enjoying himself. As for your father ah. . . You have some explain'in to do missy. GoodLuck :P
J33bus 0
arent you cool with your movie glasses with the lens popped out