Today, while going to lunch with my boss, he asked me to check and see if the other lane was clear. When I did, he swerved hard, making me smack my head into the door window. This is apparently his new favorite thing to do. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML
Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML
Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
At least he didn't swerve so your head ended up in his lap. That would of been awkward. That would bring new meaning to "sucking up to the boss". Or has it always meant that?
HaiToThePeoples 0
Hahaha!!! That's great! :D
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south153 0
bri owlsens hot ya
immazombeastxD 0
holy shit, I love your boss
hedgehogs 0
I will never understand how someone getting hurt is funny. If you don't want to leave this sadistic axxhole's employ for whatever reason (e.g., no other jobs within 90 miles at present), keep absolutely every interaction with him strictly professional without any discussion of anything else. And do not get in a car with him. I think if he asks you why not, you should tell him the truth:"I don't want to wind up smacking my head again." What if he'd braked harder than he'd intended and you received a serious injury? It could happen.
tygerarmy 35
I will never understand how people getting hurt isn't funny. Because first no one got hurt. Sure head smacked glass but the op never said they were injured. And the op said it's the bosses new favorite thing to do; which leads me to believe the op keeps falling for it, makin' it funnier. The boss may be an asshole or the op is being too uptight when they've obviously got a relaxed boss, instead of postin' an fml they should prank their boss back.
MrSassypants 34
55 but if OP does a prank it might end up being another "prank" FML that says today, I pulled a prank on my boss. turns out he doesn't like it and I now have no job. FML
tygerarmy 35
Then it be worthy of being here. if the boss is pulling pranks on you or joking with you then they like/respect you as a person. I do shit to my supervisors all the time. As long as it's not disrespectful and done at the appropriate setting the boss shouldn't have a problem with it. If they do they're an asshole and weren't joking with you to begin with they were being disrespectful and seeing what you'd let them get away with.
tygerarmy 35
Hell you can use the prank to your advantage, set yourself up for it and use that to prank your boss. Fake serious injury, with props like fake blood, pretend to drop, break or lose something of your bosses when they do it, like their phone, don't actually use their phone use a prop.
BallinJ 0
That's hilarious! I need to try that.
pvelliqtc 0
I used to ask pol to check for a CD case under my seat, then brake hard... HAHA... I might try this one out now!!
Slaykw515 0
Geez how old is your boss? its funny, but immature and inappropriate for a business relationship. and ride with him again, just don't fall for anything else.
cefarix 5
Where is the YLIA (Your Life Is Awesome) button when you need one?
number1woofer 0
He's your boss. Take it like a man/woman and laugh along, and he'll respect you for it.
fortunefades 3
Ahahaha, you got pwned
The1AndAnonymous 2
can you blame him? what's the point of having underlings if you can't smack their heads inti windows!?