Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML
Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML
Today, I borrowed a friend's suitcase for a trip. At the airport, security pulled me aside because there was a small metal object inside. I opened the suitcase expecting something suspicious and found a potato peeler. My friend had used the suitcase for groceries the week before. FML
Today, while going through customs at the airport, my bag was selected for screening. It was nearly overflowing because it was so full, so before the TSA agent searched it, I said, "Watch out - it's going to explode when you open it". Wrong choice of words. FML
Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML
Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML
Today, I missed my flight because I was stopped by airport security. They found "small, suspicious, spherical objects" in my purse on the X-ray. After pulling me out of line, taking my purse aside and carefully opening it with tongs, they removed the bag of grapes I had packed as a snack. FML
Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML
Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
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midget_chinese 0
bah, the profiling system gets on my nerves :P
CassT 0
If it was a man, you could've said, "Because I needed to make room for my tampons."
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Comments (186)
TrashyDGAF 0
Dude that sucks. I hate how adults assume that any and all teenagers are up to no good... it pisses me off.
Biohazard808 0
that sucks. just hope that karma gets her back
tencentsakiss 19
don't forget the meth
icantellu 7
Ugh. Airport security. They are SOO annoying. They always go after the innocent people and the bad ppl always get by. bleh
kaprookie 3
And minimum 2 hand guns or 1 Sub Machine Gun.
kingdomhearts3 0
Now I'm not real familiar with american airport security....I stay away from it at all costs, and as a result, I stay as far away from America as i can..but, and correct me if I'm wrong...The airport security said "other illegal teen things." Can't you challenge that through some kind of anti-discrimination law?? Or does that not exist in airport security...It seems to me that they were discriminating against you..It would be no different if the airport security had told you they were searching your bag for "other illegal indian things."...Am I wrong here??
Impulseforyou 6
what a bitch! should of told her to go shove it!
iwenttherebuddy 0
wow all adults think teens are messed up crack heads ? that is so messed up
golfer_boi 10
#95 I'm sure the people who died on 9/11 wouldn't agree with that.
redredblood1 7
I know I doooo ;D