Today, while getting out of Starbucks there was a homeless guy. I bought him a coffee and he was so happy he gave me a hug. Guess whose wallet is missing? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Today, I helped a "blind" man across the street. He kindly said thank you and patted me on the back. Then, I went into a store and realized my wallet was missing. FML
Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML
Today, I gave a homeless man my last bit of spare change so he could get on the bus. Just as I was about to get on too, I realized I'd lost my bus card. I had to get off the bus and watch as the man waved at me through the window. FML
Today, I went for coffee with some people from work. I lined up to order behind a guy I'd only met a few times. When he paid, he dropped his wallet, and I saw that he had a picture of me cut from the company newsletter, enlarged, and taped inside his wallet. FML
Today, I saw a homeless guy in the street. It really upset me how everyone's spirit of giving vanished as soon as Christmas was over, so I said fuck it and gave him about $50 worth of money. I barely made it 10 feet away, when another guy mugged him for the money I just gave. FML
Today, after already having a terrible day, I went to Starbucks for an espresso. Being nice, I put the last dollar I had in my wallet in their tip jar. While paying for my drink, my card was denied for insufficient funds. The world hates me. FML
Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML
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BluPenguin 3
you jacked a homeless guy's wallet???
bodoquito89 0
how ungrateful :-(
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Comments (139)
Zaros_fml 24
You shouldn't steal from homeless people.
iRichiq 3
op, you are still a nice guy
rebkuhmcnuggs 5
lol number 23. maybe it was hungry haha. ydi for buying it a drink instead of food... totally kidding, what an ass.
mikey0505 0
lmao nice jesture should have given him the cash
fuck_you_too 0
you probably got him some cheap shit coffee and he wanted a goddamn white mocha cappuccino. Didn't you even consider asking him what he might want prior to your flippant purchase? You're lucky he didn't throw the hot coffee in your eyes... It's what I would have done in response to your careless presumption.
510munchkin 0
aw that sukes and you where just tryin to do a nice thing
Nightstrike07 1
no good deed goes unpunished
Abstinens99 0
I like your wicked reference :) Oh, and your life sucks OP, sorry for your loss
Basketbllchica14 0
Thats awfull the fact that you tried to do that right thing and he would do that to you
Threx90 0
aw you bitch! you took the hobos wallet!
areveillonen 4
Your comment : funny :-)