Today, we overheard a customer in our store talking on the phone about how she'd been exposed to someone positive for COVID-19, and was supposed to be at home in quarantine just in case. The terrifying thing is how many other people come into our store when they shouldn't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, an angry customer rubbed her hand all over my face, all while showing me her positive COVID-19 test results. FML
Today, after almost 2 months of working from home alone, I was out walking and heard 2 guys talking. One was sitting in his car smoking weed; the other was standing next to the car telling him how he was tested positive today. Maybe not mention you are Covid positive when you're not supposed to be in public at all. FML
Today, I was told I was negative for Covid, so I went to buy wine to celebrate. Two hours later, I got a call again, saying I was positive and placed under quarantine. FML
Today, I would’ve been allowed to return to work after recovering from an accident two months prior. Yesterday, I had to start self-isolating after having gotten infected with Covid at one of my mandatory store trips. FML
Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
Today, I accidentally scanned a customer’s item twice. Before I could take it off, she quickly leaned over the counter and coughed on me. Repeatedly. FML
Today, after bronchitis and a negative COVID test, I finally went back into my classroom for the last day before break. An hour after I got home, a parent contacted me to let me know her child (whom I helped all day) had tested positive and that I needed to quarantine. She thought I would, "want to know." FML
Today, I'm quit my job after finding out that there were multiple confirmed cases of Covid-19. It wouldn't be a big deal, if I didn't find out that people aren't following safe distancing, checking their body heat, walking about without face masks, and leaving the entire site dirty as fuck. FML
Today, I woke up to a text from my girlfriend telling me to call when I wake up. Turns out she had one of her friends over who tested positive for Covid and I was just at her house, so now I’m forced to quarantine. FML
Today, I jokingly said to my coworker, "God, what I wouldn't do for a week off work." I was then tested positive for COVID fifteen minutes later. FML
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samomaha 17
That's when you approach the person and inform them, "I'm sorry, but I am afraid I will have to ask you to leave." All stores have the right to refuse service. Especially in casees like this. If youjr boss doens't want you to do that, quiit. No job is worth unnecessarily risking your life.
tounces7 28
Yeah people like her are why it just keeps spreading. People in this country are so ******* stupid.
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samomaha 17
That's when you approach the person and inform them, "I'm sorry, but I am afraid I will have to ask you to leave." All stores have the right to refuse service. Especially in casees like this. If youjr boss doens't want you to do that, quiit. No job is worth unnecessarily risking your life.
JackFaire 27
Unfortunately we couldn't tell which specific person it was to know whom to kick out. Heard them but didn't see them.
tounces7 28
Yeah people like her are why it just keeps spreading. People in this country are so ******* stupid.
PenguinPal3017 19
I've seen this done as a prank. Someone records people's reactions.
JackFaire 27
They should be arrested. Doing this as a prank is the same level as yelling Fire in a crowded theater as a prank. It's not funny and people could die if people panic.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And this is why the crap keeps spreading. If people would do what they were told, it would significantly help.