Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my hair dyed at a fancy salon. While the stylist was pulling out the foils in my hair I sat up and started screaming in pain because the hot foils were burning my scalp. All she said was "oh, you're fine". I went back home to find an oozing burn wound on my scalp. FML
Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML
Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML
Today, I decided to save a few bucks and let my mother cut my hair. I then had to wait in the hospital for attention due to the fact that she cut the tip of my ear off. FML
Today, after spending a week detangling my hair (It took a week because my hands have nerve issues) because it felt like my scalp was glued to my scalp from not being taken care of, I cut it all off. My hair got tangled in the device twice and eventually revealed a burn on my scalp. FML
Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
Today, I was using my new curling iron to curl my hair. I was sitting down. Suddenly I dropped the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between my bare thighs. FML
Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML
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LMFAOsabrina 0
Why would you do that? Don't be a bitch. YDI.
whatwhat 0
How much attention does it require to hold something and slowly pull down?
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Comments (180)
hola_fml 0
THAT'S KARMA FOR YOU DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HyperExecuter 0
ur so gay
HyperExecuter 0
#122 shut the **** up and get a life
Itstopsecret 0
Thats what people get for thinking they know better than a proffessional...you went to the saloon and paid to get your hair done,then grabbed the iron and started doing it yourself,knowing you suck at it. YDI
waywick 0
Afro or Jewfro?
tiftif567 0
karma u lil bitch ! no wonder she got burned
vegtiff 0
if you were gonna take the damn thing away from her anyways, why the **** would you o there in the first place?
pinkprincess7849 0
y go to the salon to straighten ur hair thats like super easy to do anyone can do it. well anyone but ur dumb ass.
kirstii 0
good job dumbass!!!!!! that's why u let the ******* hair dresser to do it!!!
Spamonkey 2
Two layers, really? How so do you know exactly two layers were burnt? :p You deserved it.