Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML
Today, instead of reaching for some unhealthy food, I tried to eat some dates instead. It was all fine until I bit one in half and saw a rather large, squirming maggot inside. FML
Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML
Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML
Today, I bit into my egg sandwich, and when I looked back into it, there were 5 long, gray, hairs leading from the sandwich into my mouth. FML
Today, a large spider climbed inside my lunchbox while my mom was making me sandwiches. She didn't tell me about it until after I got home from school, though, and only because I mentioned a strange aftertaste in the sandwiches. She said she didn't want me to worry over lunch because she knows I hate spiders. FML
Today, I was running late for work, so I grabbed a cheap sandwich from a gas station. As I rushed to take a bite, I bit into something unexpectedly hard. I thought it was a tough bit of bacon, or some sort of nut, but realized it was a small plastic fork that had been helpfully hidden inside my sandwich. I'd already swallowed half of it. FML
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Top comments
minitrini_89 0
Why would you want to bite a fake worm either? If you knew it was fake, you should have taken it out and continued eating. If you thought it was real, you should have taken it out and discreetly placed it in her food.
musicislife1995_fml 0
LOL. you bit it to make her look stupid.. but wait, that was you!
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Comments (46)
owlowl 0
ugh, shut up. fml isn't just about tragic, life-changing events, it's just a site to make you laugh at the misfortune of others.
blastvortex 4
Eating a worm is not an FML unless there's nothing to suggest it could be there. You don't qualify. Besides, plenty of worms are safely edible; some are even delicacies. Give it a rest.
blazingman311 1
Bet that left a sour taste in your mouth.
dezana 0
you do know that there is a big difference between a real worm and a fake worms.
darkmis1 18
It's not that hard to tell the difference between real and fake worms. YDI.
Serhey 0
Its not that hard to tell the difference between real and fake fml's.
ut_fan1 0
usually fake worms don't move
jonny2x4 0
Your life is g.
terriibabiiix23 0
poooor worm !
Fcuk__mylyfe 0
Inorite? but still, why would you try to make your "Friends" look stupid by eating a "fake" worm Why would you keep friends who make u eat worms
wordgirl 0
How could there be a worm in your sandwich??? I'm so happy I live in America. It might suck on a lot of levels, but we don't find accidental worms in our sandwiches. Ew!
jackson7787 0
Way to sound like a conceited moron... No where in the OP posts does it say she found it in her sandwich.
Veritas143 0
Thank you word girl..now if you would please kindly leave my country so we can slowly but surely get rid of the bad stereotypes that you are contributing to.
goose93 0
this is why every other country hates us... ignorant losers like you. let me guess, you voted for bush right? america isn't perfect, take for example the 13 million children that are going to bed hungry each night. no one thinks your funny or cute
epicenur 2
LMAO! That comment about Bush didn't even correspond with what you are saying.
DrunkDave89 0
Seriously, how could you not tell the difference between a fake worm and a real one.... they've got a pretty distinct feel to them... Oh, and they're alive. That's usually the giveaway.