Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Tripartita 45
You unwittingly starred in a rare pro texting-while-driving ad.
Michaelaarnett 22
Man that sucks. Hope you're okay op
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (45)
thisguy22 33
Did you pull into a space or just stop your car right in the road?
Comrox 19
OP doesn't tell us, just that he pulled into the parking lot. Maybe they didn't pull into an actual space.
jnugzzz 6
I had this thought also. It seems a lot harder for someone to speed straight into you if you're in a spot and not in the driveway. But we need the follow-up to know for sure. Hopefully they will
ImGoth 15
Thank you for not texting while driving
alaina1104 11
Bet the other driver was texting. Hope you're okay!
AmIBovvered 14
The danger is everywhere... Think what could've happened if you were driving though. You did the good thing.
bosniangirl27 21
Was the person who rear ended you texting while driving?
samlovesham1234 9
I was wondering that too.
Enslaved 38
I can't help but wonder just because you pulled into a parking lot doesn't mean you were parked in a legitimate spot away from on coming traffic. None the less it would be their fault but most of the time cops can't give a ticket because those are usually considered private property so FYL
Nasus_fml 8
OMG that was my sister, we live in North Carolina and she told me she hit someone today, but she said you were very nice
amitilin 11
**** him! **** him in the ear!
purple_bunnies 20
I haven't heard the word "loathe" used seriously in a long time
Talented73 54
At least you weren't texting and driving. You might have been the one causing the accident. Hopefully, you were not hurt.