Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML
Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML
Today, I had to drive down to my parents' house. On they way down, I needed to fill up on gas but unfortunately I'd forgotten my wallet at home with all of my cash and credit cards. I then had to call triple A and explain to them in all seriousness how I ran out of gas at the gas station. FML
Today, I was at the gas station with my grandma. After I slid her card and began to pump, I convinced her that it was a lot easier and more convenient to pay at the pump with your credit card instead of paying inside. She yelled as I realized I went $20 over what she had to spend. FML
Today, when paying for gas, I realized I'd forgotten my wallet back home. After a moment of panic, I managed to remember my card number. I paid, blowing the cute cashier's mind, and drove away, before my car started sputtering and slowed to a crawl. I'd used the wrong fuel. FML
Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML
Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML
Today, I went to drive my mom's car for a change. It wouldn't start, so I open the hood. Someone had stolen the battery. I go to start my own car so I can drive to the police station to report the theft, and discover someone siphoned off my gas. FML
Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
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Crazafon 19
Its time to put Grandma in a home...
dectivebobby 6
Hi I'm Grandma and this is Jackass
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Comments (70)
1crabbygirl 10
Your grandma has some form of dementia. I am sorry; this is not a condition that improves.
EliteSocks 7
WOW
ryan1268 18
gramma gone bonkers
MDTeddy 13
What kind of people actually think Op would deserve this and give the fml a ydi? Anyway, this is just another fml about someone's grandma being completely psycho whether you know her or not. There has been a lot this year that I noticed.
nikolkaw 9
I think it wouldve been worth it to push the car home if she was serious...
gracehi 33
Well, to be fair, it's a good rule of thumb not to leave a woman alone on an unlocked car, especially with the keys in the ignition. Women and children are often kidnapped that way. However, a slightly less insane way to remedy the risk you imposed would be to simply lock herself in the car while you were gone.
IcemistDragon 20
Grannies lost it.....also sounds like something Betty White would do in that show she has lol
Getspmak 15
Killer granny
Kkkdawg 27
Psycho grandma, Qu'est-ce que cest!
illusong 16
If is this what we become when we're all wrinkly and covered with white hair, I'm sure scared to get old.