Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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What's going on?
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Weirdo alert!
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Never cross the streams
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Enslaved 38
Should have hit him with your car like GTA.
juturnaamo 29
Because it would've been fine if he had been mugging a man?
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Comments (121)
Renee4Echelon 15
Well at least he's looking into other sources of income
Reider022 16
Someone's been playing Grand Theft Auto
toxicdaydream 18
Do you mean ex-boyfriend?
SadLittleTurtle 11
If she'd said he was her ex-boyfriend, it would have given the FML a whole different meaning.
TweetAnne 13
Get ready for conjugal visits if you plan on staying with him.
tranced_ 45
He's broke and needs your help and consultancy. .tell him to stop all this nonsense and get a job! Coz breaking up with him is not going to change what he is. .
FMLusername969 21
I'm sorry but no matter how broke I was I would never EVER resort to forcefully taking money or property from anyone. What gives OP's boyfriend the right to take this woman's money or belongings that SHE had to work hard for? This is beyond excuses or reasons. The guy is a loser and a criminal and OP needs to leave his ass like YESTERDAY.
TheIronFez 13
Are you trying to force this on the OP?
Hop6e 22
I agree to some extent. Things with him should definitely end! I mean what if that had been your mother or sister he had done that to, or heck even you?? What he did is so wrong and you should completely report him! I hope you did. But maybe you should stay in touch with him? I mean he definitely does sound broken if he thinks what he did is okay and acceptable. That's so sad. I'm really sorry you had to go through this, let alone whiteness it. I hope things get better for you.
starile 20
... why should she keep in touch with him? Yes, he is a broken individual and what he needs is professional help and discipline. Don't put this on the OP, because it's NOT her problem to try to fix him. He needs to face the consequences of his actions, and she should stay far, far away.
ghetto_child 19
he seems like such a classy fella'
Luchesi 7
what a ************
lovelockdown23 23
sooo you have a job and he doesn't? Hopefully it was a moment of weakness? I would definitely talk to him in a public place and see if it's something that he does regularly or was he just in desperate need of money. both reasons are wrong but one deserves him a new title of single. I say talk In a public place because if he's a regular Thief and you had no idea imagine what else he could be doing.
TheIronFez 13
So it makes it wrong for the OP to dump him?
limabeans101029 21
Both of those possibilities deserve him a new title of single. For sure.
Steve95401 49
The boyfriend misunderstood OP when she told him that she wanted him to be more of a "hugger".
SkullsRules1 26
Dump him.... and then change your house locks.