Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML
Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML
Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
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Top comments
sniperpie 0
hahaha... wow, I'm sorry, but you did get pretty owned there
Jali_Malcolm 0
I bet your penis has never gone from erect to non-existent so fast in your LIFE
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Comments (62)
MyMuffinsAreDead 0
exactly; try being blind and what you ate boobs are actually a bunch of hamsters ziptied together. that would almost be ***********
jamieleigh_315 0
he deserves it cuz he got a BONER from his fat GUY friend
alex6946 10
some dudes have bigger boobies than girls!
SuperCassie 0
cos he's such a pervert
MissMae93 23
Never, and I mean NEVER, comment on a girl's weight negatively. You're an idiot.
Candyholic 7
How does this have to do with commenting on a girls weight?
brand125 17
#65 is the complete idiot, haha
sexyboi1985 27
WTF ?
buffblondie 14
Its his body's reaction dipshit
buffblondie 14
Lol u should have enjoyed moment before your fat ass friend had to ruin it
poorjudgement 26
He deserve it because he let it happen. He should turned around the very instant he felt someone rubbing against him in a public place, where he must had been, being that he was copying stuff foe school.
cardtowermaster 0
wait I thought everyones friends did that!
efemel94 7
Hey, a boobs a boob.