Noname
United States
Today, while at the dinner table, my grandmother told me she backed over a cat. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML
Anonymous
Nottingham, United States
Today, while visiting my grandparents, I was afraid that one of their many cats would pee on me. I was peed on all right, by my grandma. FML
lordoftheweird
Get ready to ruuuuumble!
Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML
Username
United States
As a treat
Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML
NOT THE KITTY
United States
It was bound to happen
Today, and for the past week, my grandma has been talking about her oldest cat not living much longer. This morning, my mom called, and I could instantly tell by the inflection of her voice what had happened. I immediately, correctly, assumed that he had died… and then I got yelled at for being "pessimistic." FML
Anonymous
Germany
Preservation
Today, we were cleaning out my grandma’s freezer and found a perfectly preserved dead weasel, which she had put in there for some reason after the cat had killed it. My mom’s cat from when she was a child, that is. My mom is 64 now. FML
kittydead
Canada
Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML
whymomwhy
Salem, United States
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
HatedGrandson
United States
Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML
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xMooMoox 0
I agree with # 1 and 7. Today I was ran over by a crazy old grandma driving a dinner table FML
k_tumble 0
Why does your Grandmother being a shit driver mean your life is ******? This isn't an FML...
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Comments (51)
Joseph24689 14
A witty period joke. He's a keeper. What?
Joseph24689 14
^this
OtakuTaco 15
"you are BF is hilarious"
LucidLiving 10
How is this even an FML?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
The whole final season was disappointing.
sillymama 21
The show was based on a book.
edmunson 22
Nice way to say he wasn't scared, but if she asked he should comply.
MuyBonita22 14
For some reason I feel like he isn't talking about the cartoon tv show dextors laboratories
princessofbelair 10
I mean he's not wrong. After all the Dexter I've watched in the past month I don't think any period disaster I will ever have will be as disturbing as how people are murdered on Dexter
airforce987 20
It's not that bad, plenty of worse stuff out there.