Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML
Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML
Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML
Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML
Today, I had a big meeting. Halfway through my presentation, I sneezed, and continued talking. I get some weird looks from my co-workers, but I didn't understand what they meant. When I finished, I passed by my boss walking to my chair, and he gave me a handkerchief. Why? Snot was all over my tie. FML
Today, while giving a presentation, I felt something tickle my nose, but I kept talking through it. Eventually, someone in the front row raised their hand and said, “You’ve got a little, uh… something.” It was a full-on rogue booger. Hanging. Wiggling. For 10 minutes. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Well, that snot very professional!
DocBastard 40
I don't use the word "epic" much, but that must have been one epic sneeze.
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Comments (60)
Doortje 30
Better on your forehead than on your foreskin. Although they probably wouldn't have seen that, so they might have taken you more seriously then.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
win ^
perdix 31
Well, that snot very professional!
you_failed 15
Best comment for this FML!!! xD
itsbrookebixch 0
lmao
boriquen_beauty 0
nice!
mythicallove101 0
ahaha clever
UpsidedownKayak 9
I feel you, OP. The fart jokes around my office are really starting to stink.
69_jackson_69 0
Ba dum CHHHHH!
Privations_fml 3
If your fingers are up your nostrils at work, I wonder where the **** you put them at home.
saleha97 4
HAHA, how in the world did it get up there? Ever heard about something called A MIRROR? :)
SirEBC 7
A what?
truthinlies 1
I believe his break everytime he looks into it
sivuplay 0
did you pick your nose then wipe sweat off your face? how does this happen without your knowledge?
BoCo_fml 9
I'm thinking someone was upset about OP's speech and decided to do the professional thing by flicking a booger at his/her forehead.
chika_yeaah23 0
how did a booger get on your forehead?
Ikz_Hustler 9
OH THE IRONY
sallen0046 4
Why would you chose to clean up after a meeting instead of before it? And how exactly does one manage to have a booger smeared across their forehead?
Calyx_fml 22
It snot a booger.