Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital. My mom drove me to the emergency room. The doctor said I had a panic attack. What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on eBay. FML
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Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML
Today, I woke up in the hospital. I had apparently overworked my heart so much that I fainted. What caused it? I was playing a racing game on my Wii and freaked out when I won first place. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
Today, I had a panic attack while giving a presentation on how to breathe to avoid having panic attacks. FML
Today, I almost died after getting an epidural in my neck. The medicine paralyzed my entire body, including my diaphragm and lungs. The doctor tried to say it was a panic attack. I had turned blue. FML
Today, I wanted to play Among Us for a little distraction. I ended up having a panic attack. FML
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MrMaD_fml 2
Try amazon, no suspense.
jloveee 0
wth were you bidding on?
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MrMaD_fml 2
Try amazon, no suspense.
powersmoke 0
Sniping isn't for everyone.
Halfrican125 0
This FML is fake. You can't pass out from a panic attack.
boatkicker 5
You can pass out from severe panic attacks. The typical person having a normal panic attack will not pass out, but that doesn't mean it can't happen.
Halfrican125 0
When a panic attack happens you get an adrenaline rush. You won't pass out unless it causes a heart attack or something. Anxiety can cause you to pass out too, but not from a panic attack. It's possible that the OP passed out because of anxiety, but it wouldn't be because of a panic attack.
drewbaca 0
you can pass out from a panic attack, if a person hyperoxygenates /breaths to fast for too long, they will experience cramping in their hands and feet and pass out shortly after. But seriously from ebay...come on. I seriously hope you dont ever drive.
dreamteam323 0
7- WTF is wrong wit u (in ur pic) y the hell would u do tht to a poor baby
krissy33 0
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jloveee 0
wth were you bidding on?
alexandraa_fml 0
She was trying to buy a golden fiddle to win back her soul from the devil.
Raecheezy 0
@ alex: win
8trickster8 0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z_zqOu5WB4 =D
alexandraa_fml 0
Thats exactly what I was thinking of when I wrote that. Wow! hahaha
susieKiute 0
I'm sexually attracted to Pokemon...
intensitive 11
Ditto!!
Chrisbooyah 0
Pokemon? Wut?
YayAmerica 0
Enjoy that trip to the ER, because CLEARLY you don't get out much.
waterynuggets 0
ROFL
anonacs 0
@3: me too, bud.
DreamTheater858 0
wow.... what is with people these days? taking it out on someone for using punctuation? go get a god damn life you god damn nerd.
robertandrew 5
God, shut the **** up.
crzyry 6
You must live a very sad and depressing life. Anyone having panic attacks over ebay needs to be stripped of their internet.
greedling 0
believe it or not i nearly had a panic attack the last time i was bidding on ebay too. it's very stressful especially if you really want the item.
amelia_moon 0
Exactly! I know I was panting fairly heavily when I was trying to out bid some prick for a Baldwin piano.
ActionManly 11
Well you didn't get your item...
scarsnstars45 0
Hahaha! You are a fainting goat, right?
Maxine17 8
Did you at least win your bid?
epikz 0
LOL
polico_wolf 0
lots of love?