Today, while at a stop light, I was rear-ended by a car behind me. The guy got angry at me, because according to him, I should've known that his car has poor braking distance, and so I should've moved forward a few more feet to compensate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I was sitting in a drive-thru with my girlfriend waiting for our food and the idiot behind me rear-ended me. I got out of the car to tell him he'd rear-ended me. He then argued with me, saying he "didn't feel it." FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
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Top comments
hunteer9 5
Well most insurance companies will find him at fault, so it should be covered. Still sucks to be you though.
flockz 20
don't worry, i'm sure the insurance companies won't cut him a brake.
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Comments (51)
SoylentCandycorn 10
I wonder if he's going to use a similar excuse to the parents of a kid he's run over. "Your stupid daughter should have realised my car has poor breaking distance, so she should have waited a few minutes before she crossed the road to compensate."
lorraineald 7
Let's see what the police think about his little excuse OP.
k_junebug10 0
What. An. Ass.
fishstick557 14
don't worry OP every rear end is always the the driver in the back's fault
missnuthin 10
i am sure the cop won't agree with him. what a freakin baby.
SilverTears14 5
WOW!!!
PhishloverA 14
That guy definitely isn't the sharpest pencil in the box. Stupid people piss me off
SilverTears14 5
WOW, how did the jackass even pass the written exam?? I would of put my foot where the sun don't shine, if anybody ever said that to me after rear ending me.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Would HAVE.
lululatenight 28
some people think they're the center of the world….
FaraPjJammaz 13
Not your fault he has a shirty car
FaraPjJammaz 13
*shitty. Daaamn you autocorrect