Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I walked into a restroom at a restaurant, took one step inside, and realized it was the staff-only restroom. The manager was inside, staring at me like I was an alien. I just smiled and awkwardly walked out. FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
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Top comments
ComoEsJuan 24
Does it really matter? You're just washing your hands.
Polynomial 28
Maybe womens was a wreck?
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Comments (51)
LadyKayDee 23
I remember reading an old fml where the employee mistakenly opened men's room for a woman. STILL it must have been awkward. Sorry OP.
NYGiants1925 22
So? It was empty (I assume) & you're just washing your hands.
tigerzroze 16
I think OP is saying they thought she was a man, not that she didn't want to use the mens room. However, unless she was dressed like a man, and had a mans hair cut, I think the cashier was an idiot.
soulreaper12296 28
Who cares, you're just washing your hands.
turtles_yup 18
i didnt have the heart to tell her what she had done. oh well. but how did i deserve it?!?! am i too nice?
turtles_yup 18
oh to clear things up, ive been in the womens, they have stalls but lock the door to prevent homeless people from using the restrooms without ordering food. also i have short hair
hoosierholla 17
It's just an awkward situation for everyone, but you can't really blame the cashier.
justingug76 14
Fast food bathrooms rank up one step above gas station ones. Not saying much. Forbid if you have to, hold it.
alexmichels 9
Jeez... Grow a pair.
freyday 18
Why does it matter? You're washing your hands.