Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I walked into a restroom at a restaurant, took one step inside, and realized it was the staff-only restroom. The manager was inside, staring at me like I was an alien. I just smiled and awkwardly walked out. FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
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Top comments
ComoEsJuan 24
Does it really matter? You're just washing your hands.
Polynomial 28
Maybe womens was a wreck?
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Comments (51)
UnidentifiedFun 37
I feel you. When I was younger and had my hair short people used to mistake me for a guy.
turtles_yup 18
i have short hair and i wasnt dressed as a girl, just unisex in a school gym uniform and coat.
Mr_Swazi 11
Random and awkward moments
Le_ponderer 14
You know OP, some people abuse public rest rooms; they say the wanna powder their nose or take a whiz and instead leave globs of poop all over the place. It's one of the reasons they are kept locked. Maybe she/he just wanted to make sure that you were not trying to fake 'em out and gave you a no seat, no squatting option. Still a shame that happened to you though.
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
if it's a bathroom for one person at a time, then what difference does it make?
turtles_yup 18
it isnt they have stalls inside. they just dont want non-customers using them though.
Nygma 14
I agree with #10 and #17. It's a one person bathroom, so unless you're terribly afraid or disgusted by the sight of a urinal, it makes no difference.
tiger820 20
a bathroom is a bathroom make it work!
madscientist_17 15
I use the men's all the time at work! Only because the women I work with take 20min to use the potty. It's a bathroom. Who cares? Unless you're saying the cashier thought you looked like a man.
Richard6036 13
That's nasty guys don't care where they piss I've seen urinals would piss all over the seats
Kiernan151 25
You've seen urinals with seats? Where?!
Kiernan151 25
And why is your life ****** exactly? It's not like someone is going to walk in on you if the door locks...
hektek 11
So what? you said that you only needed to wash your hands.