Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
Today, I walked into a restroom at a restaurant, took one step inside, and realized it was the staff-only restroom. The manager was inside, staring at me like I was an alien. I just smiled and awkwardly walked out. FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, while shopping with my father, I had to use the restroom. As soon as I opened the door to the men's room, my father yelled that it was the ladies' room. I then turned around and went through the other door, where I ended up getting bitch-slapped. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
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Top comments
ComoEsJuan 24
Does it really matter? You're just washing your hands.
Polynomial 28
Maybe womens was a wreck?
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Comments (51)
SookyLala 13
one of the worst things about being a bloke is the restrooms, I'm not feminine by any means, but i walk into mens room like a ghetto chick 'tsk, aww damn. Nasty' filthy as hell
katertott 44
Maybe the men's room is the closest to the staff entrance and the cashier is just lazy? This seems to be true for most of the McDonald's I've been to. To the right of the main counter/registers is the staff door, then the men's room, then the women's room, and sometimes a family restroom between those two. Then again maybe the cashier just didn't take a good look or just didn't care. It happens. At least the restroom was already empty.
tiredofwaiting 25
Maybe they were cleaning. No biggie if you are just washing your hands.
Teabrodo 13
Does it even matter that it was the men's room? I don't see how this is an FML
Y_Joestar 10
This is not a **** my life. **** off whiner.