Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML
Today, I was doing a sewing project in class. My friend said we should get the teachers to model our designs. I said that I did not think I would have enough material to make clothes for one of the teachers. I said this in front of the whole class very loudly, while the teacher was right next to me. FML
Today, while practicing a song in choir, I got a boner. Trying to cover it up, I tried sitting down. My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of the whole class. FML
Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML
Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML
Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Today, my piano teacher told me that she "forgot" to inform me that she volunteered me to play a 5-page song in a recital in front of 300 people that's happening next week. FML
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hjrn 0
you so need to report that!!!
ktbird 0
There's a hell of a lot wrong with that. If she is underage they could and should lose their job and probably never teach again. If she is not it is still highly inappropriate sexual harassment.
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ANimeNeKoChik 0
wow....thats creepy but i agree with 67
wazdog 4
Also agree with 67. Let me quote: sexualharassmentsupport.org: "The victim does not have to be the person directly harassed but can be any one who finds the behavior offensive and is affected by it." How ridiculous can it get? It's amazing comedians aren't all behind bars.
chicabonita5683 0
I agree with 67...I am going into teaching and anyone who is any kind of professional can't say that there aren't those occasional times where you hear the perfect words that make something funny. Did the teacher actually lean over to her ear or did the teacher say it close enough to earshot that the OP just THOUGHT it was directed at her/him. It wasn't the greatest thing for a teacher to say, no matter what the age, but as others have said, how was the teacher to know it was unwanted and technically sexual harassment unless this type of thing has happened before with the same student and the student has asked it to stop. I don't personally like this type of person, but the OP should have said something to the teacher and if further advances were made, then that's an issue.
Missythevampire 0
That is soooooooooo disgusting! You need to report him! People like that shouldn't be teachers ._.
JNoVa1 0
As sick (and illegal) as that already is, would it be worse if this was at an all boy Catholic school?
Mylees 0
is this real?? damn how desperate that teacher has to be to cross that profession line
domxxily 0
omg! thats horrible! get his butt fired!!!!!
missmontreal97 4
EW. report him. pedofile
theschizz 0
call the cops and get his creepy pedo ass thrown in jail
chicobear90210 0
eeeeeeeeew!!!!!! that's just wrong....in soooo many ways!!