Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML
I'll be back
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Hello?
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
You tried
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
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IndiRae 9
Play with him, problem solved Xbox
NomOnShroomz 14
No, your mother is prone to viruses.
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Comments (282)
a7xlover2014 0
I would have been like "nigga please" and walked away lol :~}
bigalbreault 0
whats his gamertag? mines Brosky9472
amberu95 0
haha sounds like my boyfriend lol
seanrox126 0
guy knows his priorities
Omgitsaireyonna 6
Don't think so highly of yourself! My xbox is my baby.
SamanthaTorre13 0
just play with him.. simple as that
nitewolf2 0
**** yeah. what a bro.
nitewolf2 0
if you icon him off you better have the sex.
nitewolf2 0
kick*
rebeldevil 4
you should have stepped in front of the tv and went "speaking of babies" and rubbed your stomach
jibz83 2
damn straight woman