Today, when I was talking to my younger brother, he suddenly said "Oh, I was supposed to tell you that there's this girl who has a huge crush on you!" I asked who and he answered, "I totally forgot her name, that was like 2 months ago." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML
Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I was talking to a swimmer I just met. I saw a cute guy and whispered to her, "That guy is hot." She asked "Who?" I pointed at him. She turned to see him, then turned back to me and said "Ew, that's my brother." She went to him, whispered something. He turned around to see me and said, "EW." FML
Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
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Top comments
mpj13 8
Chances are he was making it up. That's what little bros do.
ElatedEarthling 15
All younger siblings are trolls. But honestly, if the person relied on your little brother playing messenger, they were probably too immature.
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Comments (59)
groovycrazyjoe 18
ask him was she cute just to see if you actually lost out on someone
seriouscat 11
He's obviously making it to get you frustrated...
SamCat 21
Hey Op you can't lose someone you never had right? Go out, be friendly and maybe you two will cross paths unknowingly. Or maybe find someone even better :)
lazydavid 4
I feel you, bro. :(
sanabbyx3 6
**** him up. Unless the person was ugly. Then you get on one knee and thank him for simple minded-ness
Rahii_nami 10
hahaha......that sucks............ i would kick my brother's ass ......
lambda_fml 40
Missed the boat? Need an Ark? I Noah guy. ;-)
Blaze321 5
Aww oh gosh that sucks. Lets hope he was making it up
arsenicalhumor 30
That really does suck for you OP! But think of it this way.. She seems like one of those people that can't speak for herself, which means break up could involve her getting someone else to tell you , and that not only is embarrassing but also mentally hurts D:
Anitlifegrand 8
Man it's the guys job to talk to the girls. Not the other way around. Don't blame your bro for your lack of skills.
TwoCentsibleGuy 4
I believe you have mixed up sexism and whatever else you were attempting to announce.