Today, when I was finished eating at McDonald's, I went to Shoppers to pick up a new toothbrush. I got back to my car only to find the windows smashed in. The only thing that was missing from my car was the Hello Kitty toy I got from McDonald's. Someone broke into my car for a 10 cent toy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML
Today, I went to my car to get a few things, when I discovered it had been broken into. Nothing of value was taken. My window was busted in just for a pack of cigarettes, a lighter, and my car's ashtray. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML
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Hanykins 0
I would do anything for Hello Kitty toys.
v1knownaz_chris 0
rofl/fail and it wasnt even a 10 cent toy, since mcdonalds toys are free
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TheMysteryWaffle 0
if you are old enough to drive... but still get toys from McDonalds there is something horribly wrong
Rixxieee 0
Since someone deleted my comment from before (It happened to #1 as well but that just said first so they deserved it) but I'll repeat myself. Oh my God! Someone stole something I don't care about and left everything of value. My life totally sucks. Seriously, if they stole say your radio or a work assignment you had to hand in that day THEN it'd be an FML. Right now it's a WGAF (Who gives a **** for all those who can't work it out ;) )
Singularity_fml 0
I drive, but I still get kids meals because I don't need to eat a monstrous, calorie-loaded burger to get full. Plus, a Happy Meal has it all: burger, fries, drink. The toy is just a nifty bonus of nostalgia.
thequickredofox 0
I'm a grownup (technically, since I have procreated, drive and have a job) and I get happy meals on the rare occasion we eat at the cesspit of food production known as McDonalds. Same reason as #27 - portion control, plus I get a second toy for the boychild to trade with vegetarian child at school *bwahahaha*
awesomeamandas 37
So having your car windows smashed in isn't a thing to worry about? Just because they stole a toy from the Op that came free with the meal (about $2.50 on its own) doesn't mean they don't have hundreds, or even thousands of dollars in damage. The fml is more about the broken window rather than the toy.
SlightlyGPirate 0
hahaha i was the kid that got weird looks from the staff thinking i had evil parents. i'd always get water as my drink. we still don't know why. they're only $2 in Australia for the toy alone
TheEpicScrewup 0
Uh, hello. It's Hello Kitty! How could you leave that in view?? That's like asking someone to break into your car! I'd be tempted to do the same! Hello Kitty is awesome! DUH. Common sense. (I'm joking, in case some stupid person tries to flame me -_-) seriously, OP, I hope you have insurance :-/ FYL
CuntCandy 0
#17, I would say it would be a WGAFF (Who gives a flying ****) Id say you are better off without that lead bearing plastic toy. What a way to say thanks! Here kid, have a meal and a chunk of lead to chew on for desert! Damn China!!
jan714 0
dude those things actually have heroine in them, it was a heroin drug trade and not a few weeks ago that trucks filled with hese toys were caught and were actually were used to ship and distribute heroine
Amkii 0
This is hilarious (and sad... sorry about your car), but it's not a 10-cent toy... it's a $1.99 if you buy it separately here. ;)
picturetaker 0
it's hello kitty. I would have stolen it. lol
OMIGODNOWAI 0
oh man i'd rage. they ran out of hellokitty toys here. ): i'd have probably taken them too.
sevenalive 0
YDI for getting a happy meal.
itunez 0
douche. maybe she wasn't hungry.