Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML
Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML
Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML
Today, I was feeling more and more sick, with significant pain in my abdomen. Nobody believed me, and my grandma told me to stop whinging and to eat something. I tried but started vomiting, and now I'm being rushed into surgery with an already necrotic appendix. FML
Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML
Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML
Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, after suffering probably my worst night of appendicitis, which consisted of vomiting, diarrhea, and going to the doctor, starving, only to find out a couple of hours later in the hospital ER that I'm allergic to penicillin and close to dying. Again. FML
Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML
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Top comments
Calacor 17
well, shit
jojimugo 20
How hard were you pushing? Goddamm
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Comments (66)
Aseemdawg 18
That's a real shitty situation you in OP but get better soon!
unluckystoad 7
Well that escalated quickly
Grauncho 27
Ahah, that made me bust a gut. Sorry OP.
the_aspect 28
ouch!
SadisticKittyCat 9
Sorry to hear that, I hope you feel better! One of the symptoms of Appendicitis is feeling like you have to go, but can't. I've been there. Feel better!
uchihadesendent 14
I hope you feel better op
Cads1 24
Not so sure the two are related.
dewberry2001 25
What was the time-frame?
malachite1357 11
How hard were you- *ah-hem* actually, never mind, I don't really need the details. Is it weird that this reminded me about the recent FML about some dude losing his virginity in a porta-potty? (I'll spare the shit joke for the sanity of other commenters)
ThatHorse 15
I'm glad you did. That joke would be pretty crappy now anyways.
abNormal62 23
When push comes to shove Something has to break And your appendix was lucky the winner