Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, my flatmate woke me up early, saying there was a fire and we had to evacuate. Barely awake, she practically dragged me downstairs and got to the front door. Once we got there, she opened the front door, kneed me in the nuts, and pushed me out, locking it behind her. I was only in boxers. FML
Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Sounds to me like she did you a huge favour - she exposed him as a cheating fuckwad before you made the mistake of sleeping with him.
Eorlas 31
Did you know he had a girlfriend before this event? If so, YDI. If not, I'm sorry he put you in that spot and wasn't honest.
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Comments (138)
snowhitee 6
Id be ripping my boyfriend to pieces first. Maybe the girl didn't know he was in a relationship but I'm sure he did.
worldclassrager 41
American Pie Naked Mile...sort of...but it seems like you found yourself a man *****...
Anthony2929 0
You should have asked for a threesome.
Bjuddstr 4
Still could be romantic. A romantic comedy. Simple as that.
kiraleann 16
I dunno why there's so many "YDI"s, OP didn't say she knew about the girlfriend. He could have been fooling her, it happens all the time.
PYLrulz 17
I agree. I can get the YDI votes, but I would figure the voting would be more even, NOT in favor of YDI
pittyfinny 4
Ho
Tidus0 17
Not necessarily. If she didn't know he had a gf perhaps the gf was violent and "protecting the fact she was his gf not her" like I have been in that situation where I have felt threatened and feared my safety because I was friends with someone and their other half thought I was sleeping with them (when I wasn't) and was threatening me.
whatwhyhoo 10
The fact she knew it was his GF means she knew he had a GF. Maybe is socially acceptable in Greece to sleep around.
PYLrulz 17
Or he could have said something along the lines of "Oh shit, my girlfriend is here, get the hell outta here!"
PYLrulz 17
If you knew the guy was taken, YDI for trying to be a home wrecking ****, otherwise, FYL because you had a guy who thought with the wrong head a little too much.
aperfectxdeath 3
Really not enough information to call anyone out on it. Maybe the gf is a bitch and the bf is unhappy and about to break it off just doesn't know how to break it to the psycho without losing his nuts.
PYLrulz 17
If that's the case, nut up, and tell her it's over before going to the next woman. Yeah, there could be trouble for telling her it's over, but get caught, and now the trouble has multiplied.
Late_night83 25
Nicely stated!
aperfectxdeath 3
Now to scour YouTube, "girl rushes down fire escape in skiddies."