Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, my flatmate woke me up early, saying there was a fire and we had to evacuate. Barely awake, she practically dragged me downstairs and got to the front door. Once we got there, she opened the front door, kneed me in the nuts, and pushed me out, locking it behind her. I was only in boxers. FML
Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
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DocBastard 40
Sounds to me like she did you a huge favour - she exposed him as a cheating fuckwad before you made the mistake of sleeping with him.
Eorlas 31
Did you know he had a girlfriend before this event? If so, YDI. If not, I'm sorry he put you in that spot and wasn't honest.
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Comments (138)
DanielleinDC 34
I'm going to add my voice to the chorus: If you knew he had a girlfriend, YDI. If not, FYL. The guy could at least have had the decency to give you time to get dressed and get your stuff out of there.
b_rad_fml 4
YDI if you knew anything about the gf. They have names for girls like you. . If he didn't tell you about her, then your life does sucks.
antonioromero 0
U fuckhim
Metallica36176 16
Bullcrap I wouldn't "scale the fire escape" its not my fault hes a cheating *****...if the bitch wanted some id kick her ass and WALK to my car, fully clothed.
firebolt1124 1
Did you know he had a gf?
xpheonix57 7
Sounds like the walk of shame has been upgraded to the mad-dash of shame. Which really sucks, unless you knew he wasn't single.
chinagirl3343 8
Sounds like you knew about her. Ydi! Shame on you!!!!
Old_Iron_Sides 6
The girlfriend was the same one who beat up that other girl who didn't sleep with her husband. She knew she was going to get it bad because she didn't sleep with her bf.
l2udeGirl 1
I just would have loved watching the rumble if there was one, which it sounds like there was. YDI, but I hope he got his end of the stick afterwards...
sugarlover1998 7
If you knew he had a girlfriend, you totally deserve it, and running away was just the icing on top of your cowardly cake. But I don't think OP knew about the girlfriend, and running away is definitely the best option. So FYL. In the end, it's the guy's fault for deciding to cheat in the first place