Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street to go to the gym. When I came back my car was blocked by a parade of people. I turned to a shop worker smoking a cigarette and said "Jesus! What the hell is going on?" I got many strange looks. It was a Good Friday parade lead by a local church. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML
Today, my BFF and I put our kids on the bus, and went shopping and have lunch. We were both eating a gross amount of Taco Bell sitting in the middle of the parking lot. The cops pulled up. Someone had called them, saying we were doing drugs because of the way we were sitting. FML
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Top comments
Timmytwofinger 0
theres stupid, then theres retarded, then theres you guys, fail.
benji3001_fml 0
so many hateful comments just cause they don't toke, granted it was stupid to choose such a place ... park is always nicer and better.
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Comments (105)
R0lling_St0ner 0
Guys first off be more observant Second why make a splif when you can just roll a joint? and third kepp on smokin the Cronic and for everyone who says it illegal it ONLY because the GOVERMENT CAN'T make MONEY on it plus it soon be legal over the world so stop complaining
MIXTAP3 0
Spliffs "save" weed, and some people like the initial pseudo-tobacco buzz they give you. And lol at #13.
RobinKCS 9
The government most certainly can make money off of it. If it becomes legal nationally, it'll be illegal to home-grow still. I think the government should legalize weed and rake the **** out of it for profit.
Apachefire21 0
dumbfuck. go die now.
Tekky_fml 3
How appropriate.
Penetration 0
"Hey brahhhhh, want to go to mars?" /offer spliff "lolwut" /Nightstick slap
XxKillerAnnaxX 0
smoooooooooooth.
anonymous595 0
haha funny:-)
gurlucrazy 0
thts y u dont do dodgy shit like that in public
ryguy997 0
YDI for smoking.
jonnystitt 0
How convenient for them :P
alexxss_fml 10
weed never kills proud user since 06' :)))))) weed <3 lifes source to relaxation.
ShitYourDickhole 0
Weed doesn't kill you,ignorant pieces of shit. Althugh,that was pretty stupid! LMFAO.
btown1616 0
Are u seriously calling us ignorant? Weed may not kill but it does have adverse effects on the body... Plus it causes loss of determination... The smartest kid in our entire school started pot and now hes lucky if he passes
xNephilim 19
That's because he couldn't get his shit together. Michael Phelps is the poster child of how weed doesn't necessarily ruin your life. The kid at your school is the poster child of being a retard.
insomniac8400 13
just because weed CAN impact your life negatively doesn't mean it WILL. anything has the potential to distract you from what's important in life, in the end it's the person not the substance that makes the difference.
jeffandjeff 22
The loss of ambition might be senioritis or his personality.
hockey_66 0
yes 23! and lmao never stop smoking