Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street to go to the gym. When I came back my car was blocked by a parade of people. I turned to a shop worker smoking a cigarette and said "Jesus! What the hell is going on?" I got many strange looks. It was a Good Friday parade lead by a local church. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML
Today, my BFF and I put our kids on the bus, and went shopping and have lunch. We were both eating a gross amount of Taco Bell sitting in the middle of the parking lot. The cops pulled up. Someone had called them, saying we were doing drugs because of the way we were sitting. FML
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Timmytwofinger 0
theres stupid, then theres retarded, then theres you guys, fail.
benji3001_fml 0
so many hateful comments just cause they don't toke, granted it was stupid to choose such a place ... park is always nicer and better.
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Comments (105)
noora619 0
hahaha funny that would be a good story to tell your parents
david555 0
for all the idiots out there ... WEED IS NOT A DRUG
greendaygirl999 5
Then why is it illegal, dipshit?
bbuh420 0
...you're the dipshit. "Ain't noone ever overdosed on weed. You might think that nigga dead, but he ain't dead. He's gonna wake up in half an hour, and eat eve-erything in your motherfuckin house." "Don't give me that shit that weed's a drug. It ain't no motherfuckin' drug. I've done the research. Its just a plant, It grows like that.. and if you just-a-happen to set it on fire..there are some effects." I think Katt Williams says it all.
insomniac8400 13
because in the 30s hemp was poised to take over the paper industry. William Randolph Hurst had huge interests in the timber industry, so he ran a massive smear campaign against cannabis portraying it as a vile drug, incorrectly portraying it and associating it with Mexicans
riddle143 15
Right #53, cause everything that's illegal is evil and everything that's legal is angelic and all our politicians really do have our best interests at heart, they're not all all concerned with stuffing their pockets. You've reassured my faith in this totally working system we call government. I thank you for your service.
baden18830 5
awesome. less pieces of shit in the world
macs4evr 7
yr irish, right? why didn't you just go get wasted?
beastwill64 16
your retarded
jeffandjeff 22
Ironic
gvicki36 1
You guys must have been pretty high not to notice
konstantinos616 17
can you say dumbasses?
joelgleason 4
Life's about situational awareness, bro.
warrior1995 15
Just about every comment here is talking about how he deserves it because he shouldn't be doing drugs and such but that just means the media has done a damn good job of brainwashing you have you ever wondering why there is medicinal weed maybe because it isn't bad for you ,you will never find medicinal meth because unlike weed that is a drug
Pugs_not_drugs 9
how thick are you, of course weed is a drug, so is alcohol and cigarettes. educate yourselves people also you can get medicinal morphie but tjhat doesnt mean you should use it recreationally
coolkitty154 11
Oh god, please never reproduce. Idiots like you are the reason why our society is going downhill. What do you think meth is produced for, for the sole purpose of letting teenagers abuse it? No, you dolt, meth is a very effective drug in handling various mental disorders, such as ADHD. You're the one who has been brainwashed to think that marijuana is as good as people claim. It kills braincells, and, if smoked frequently, is often much worse on the lungs than tobacco because of the lack of filters on blunts. In addition, it strongly influences the development of depression, and even obesity. Why don't you go research this kind of information from actually reliable sources, get a brain, and then come back? Otherwise I think you might just make yourself look even more foolish and ignorant than you do now.
jeffandjeff 22
You don't have to smoke marijuana you can vaporize it or make into edibles. Almost anything kills brain cells, marijuana is safer than alcohol and tobacco. You need some laxatives man you full of shit. Meth for ADHD? Meth for anything? It shouldn't matter if you want to do drugs it should be your choice if you want to potentially harm yourself or not.
Chokker 11
Hahahaha, that's jokes. Keep smoking but be aware