Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Today, I was smoking in my car and flicked the butt… into the face of a cop on a motorcycle going the other way. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street to go to the gym. When I came back my car was blocked by a parade of people. I turned to a shop worker smoking a cigarette and said "Jesus! What the hell is going on?" I got many strange looks. It was a Good Friday parade lead by a local church. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML
Today, my BFF and I put our kids on the bus, and went shopping and have lunch. We were both eating a gross amount of Taco Bell sitting in the middle of the parking lot. The cops pulled up. Someone had called them, saying we were doing drugs because of the way we were sitting. FML
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Timmytwofinger 0
theres stupid, then theres retarded, then theres you guys, fail.
benji3001_fml 0
so many hateful comments just cause they don't toke, granted it was stupid to choose such a place ... park is always nicer and better.
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Comments (105)
MissFreshx7 0
you asshole! i HATE smokers! ugh, get a life!
jeffandjeff 22
They do nothing to you, quit trying to push your own unhappy lifestyle on others. If someone wants to potentially harm themselves for hours of joy who are you to judge them? Loser.
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Drugs will kill you kid.
CoBHateCrew 0
Drugs will, weed won't.
bonbonbj 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
my girlfriend almost died last weekend from one hit of Mary J. wasn't laced or anything. the only reason she didn't is because we got her to a hospital in time. it can kill you, no doubt. it'll also ruin your life.
R0lling_St0ner 0
at #47 sorry about your friend almost dieing but she was OBVIOUSLY HORRIBLY alergic to weed if she almost died from 1 hit cuz I've smoked a pound between 4 people bowl, after bowl, after bowl, after bowl, and so on and so forth till the weed was gone and ya know what not one of them almost died. we were comatose for a couple hours and maybe passed out 2 or 3 times, dont really remember lmao, but the only problem I had was my lung were sore XP
SmokinWeed 0
Are you retarded? Weed has overdosed 0 people. Now go get alcohol poisoning or get cancer from ciggaretes the legal way.
Itakepillsoc30 0
Your a ******* idiot
snakeassault 0
Weed can kill indirectly.
xNephilim 19
That's like saying peanuts kill people. Yes, some have allergies that could kill and HAVE killed some of them. Does that mean we should say "OMGZ PEEENUTZ KEEL PPL!" No.
insomniac8400 13
that's bullshit that's 4 ounces per person in one sitting 112 grams each or about 200 bowl packs.
Synistiel 14
64- Oh the irony.
anniejinx24 11
Weed has nevee killed anyone in the history of earth. Cigarettes and alcohol kill thousands every year. But it's legal, so that makes it okay? It's not even a gateway drug. Me and my friends have smoked for years, and honestly, we're terrified of drugs like cocaine or anything. We aren't those kind of people. You hate weed cause society tells you to, but what's really the probablem?
dyoy_87 21
Your spelling.
suyami 0
and that's just stupid
bigraws23 0
Good job detective. You must have been fried before you picked the park to have not noticed that, ya pot head.
E_Money12 0
marijuana isnt bad like all other drugs but idk what kind ur smokin that made u so retarded kudos to u and ur retarded ways
head2133 12
It's marijuana and tobacco mixed together
btown1616 0
Marijuana is still bad... All drugs are bad even prescription drugs... They only do good things if taken the way a doctor says to... going around smoking or popping pills all day wont do ya any good
riddle143 15
Well #66 nice to see how great a job you've done totally dismissing the fact that marijuana is an herb. Herbal remedies have been around for thousands of years but I guess they're bad too since doctors don't prescribe them. Several prescription drugs are simply lab created from plants in order to concentrate the beneficial compounds they contain. I don't need a doctor to tell me that penicillin will help with an infection, or that ibuprofen will help a headache; and I have several friends who know how to make their own mixtures from plants containing the same compounds that are in those drugs, but used with a more natural delivery method. With your logic I suppose the self sufficiency of me and my friends should be demonized as well?
benji3001_fml 0
so many hateful comments just cause they don't toke, granted it was stupid to choose such a place ... park is always nicer and better.
PerryDelicious 0
The exact same thing happened to my boyfriend...only we live in Amsterdam =))))
nootepie 5
Same thing happened to some of my friends, but we live near Amsterdam :D
ThunderLightTSV 31
...I thought it was legal in Amsterdam?
rimbob45 0
retard
cebra 0
You don't live in Ireland. I know this because i have lived in ireland my hole life and we don't call police "cops" we call them "gardai" or "gards" for short. This is because Gardai is irish for police officers. Never do we use the american terminology. Unless you are irish and you are just being a sack calling the cops?
kaprookie 3
Well dipshit your location is based on where you post it from, its not like he wrote it there.
btown1616 0
Anyway who the hell cares?!
conaidws 7
They may have made it so EVERYONE on here knows what they were talking about. Not all call it Gard or whatever.
henza_aussie 0
hahaha lol nice one fellas