Today, we finished a sit-up test at school. I had been training for the athletic tests, so I was proud of my score. When someone asked what I got and I shared, proud, they responded with, "I bet it helps that your fat bounces you back up." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
Today, a day after after I took a diet pill, I participated in a sprint test. I shat in my pants. I finished the test but got a bad grade. FML
Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I was trying to impress someone by doing pull-ups. I got halfway up, froze, and then slowly slipped down like a dying horse. It felt like the whole park had stopped to watch. I tried to laugh it off, but I’m pretty sure they’re still talking about it. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
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SnowxSakura 17
Don't let them get to you, be proud of what you're doing and keep up the hard work.
reneetlovesyou 30
If anything, you worked out more than anyone else. Your body mass means the earth's gravitational pull is stronger on you, so joke's on them.
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Comments (100)
twodotgirl 8
That is very Rude, what kind of person would say such a thing, what happened to being happy for someone instead of jealous bitches. Nice Job, keep doing what your doing because its working.
brianneidk 4
I hope you punched them square in the face.
grunt_fml 17
Don´t let them get you with their idiotic attitude. They seem to be exactly the kind of idiot who laughs at chubby people, because they are chubby and then they laugh at the same people when they go to a gym to reduce some weight. The good thing is though - you might have too much weight, but you can loose it and become fit and lean, while an idiot will stay an idiot for the rest of his/her life.
Saraishi 25
They were jealous and rude.
JJ_86 22
Don't let them get to you. Be proud of what you are doing and ignore the rude dumbheads. Btw does anyone know why comments get disabled for some FMLs?
nurafifah 13
Don't listen to them. They are just jealous of you. Keep up the good work though (:
jriley4u 17
It should be pretty easy for that other person considering their head is empty.
RBntM 10
They're just jealous of you ;)
leigh_leigh1231 4
Bitch what you be doin at school it be summer
Taylor22294 24
They're just mad because they hate something about theirselves. Shake it off and be comfortable with who you truly are or look.