Today, we finished a sit-up test at school. I had been training for the athletic tests, so I was proud of my score. When someone asked what I got and I shared, proud, they responded with, "I bet it helps that your fat bounces you back up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML
Today, a day after after I took a diet pill, I participated in a sprint test. I shat in my pants. I finished the test but got a bad grade. FML
Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
Today, I was up against two others in a 120m race on my school's sports day. Unexpectedly, I heard my name being chanted from most of the classes watching and well, this made me want to win so much that I leaned forward too much whilst running and ended up tripping and rolling on the track. I heard loud sighs after. FML
Today, I was trying to impress someone by doing pull-ups. I got halfway up, froze, and then slowly slipped down like a dying horse. It felt like the whole park had stopped to watch. I tried to laugh it off, but I’m pretty sure they’re still talking about it. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML
Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
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Top comments
SnowxSakura 17
Don't let them get to you, be proud of what you're doing and keep up the hard work.
reneetlovesyou 30
If anything, you worked out more than anyone else. Your body mass means the earth's gravitational pull is stronger on you, so joke's on them.
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Comments (100)
bigboss0103 15
I am fat don't let those bitchs put your moral down keep your head up and be proud
MarkToast 19
They sound jealous
blackonblight 33
Fat bounces you up? What? It might cushion so you don't bruise, but the 'bounce' happens in bony people too. Someone was jealous.
Brody_Generico 7
Then u must have beaten their score
Leo619 20
Don't let them get to you. They're probably jealous because you got a good score and they didn't
Uglyfeet 23
Worry not, OP! Strong abs are the foundation for good performances on every sport. Congratulations for your result, whatever it was, simply because you trained hard for it! If you're indeed "fat" and it bothers you, just add some cardio to you training, combining with some sprints and, of course, a healthy diet. Best wishes for you, OP
menoseloso 13
Someone had a bunch of haterade.
kost4060 14
Isn't it summer today
aktail01 10
Screw them man they're just pissed you did better than they.
ZorroRooster 19
Wow, jealous much? Person is stupid and probably did worse than you. Chin up, OP. Sounds like you rocked it.