Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, marks three weeks since I started my new dream job. It also marks the second time this week alone that I've clogged the toilet in the restroom. I'm almost 100% sure all my coworkers know it was me. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML
Today, someone (we don't know who) put a very massive and noticeable graffiti "mural" in the bathroom at my workplace. Guess who's job it was to clean it? If you said me, you'd be wrong. However, the guy whose job it was got distracted and didn't do it, so it became my job after all. FML
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baabyxniiica 6
Must have been a shitty job.
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
Atleast you got a new job in this economy.
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bankrupt 15
There is nothing more disgusting than cleaning up other people's shit and piss or the area where other people shat and pissed, but on the bright side, at least you got paid for it. I spent my childhood doing it for free for my family. My brother's favorite trick? Taking a huge dump and leaving it there so I would have the extra fun of cleaning his disappated shit slime off the toilet. To this day it remains the foulest thing I ever had to do.
Epsilonyx 15
That sounds like it'd be a violation of OSHA laws. I'd report that, 'cause that's pretty damn gross...or you could contract HIV from accidentally stabbing yourself with that dirty needle in the corner. Oh, the options.
micahsmommy 13
If it were an OSHA not to let an employee clean the bathrooms then who would be allowed to? All OSHA says is you have to properly label the cleaning chemicals being used and pay the person at least minimum wage.
Epsilonyx 15
I'm referring to the fact that the bathroom hasn't been cleaned in over two months.
micahsmommy 13
More of a health code violation than an OSHA issue. Workplaces aren't required to offer a lavatory just time to go use one.
lolipop1234_fml 7
It could be terrible but your job tittle probably has something to do with cleaning.
kateRAWR 4
I love ur pic that dogs sooo CUTE !! ^^^^
lolipop1234_fml 7
Hehe thank you :) his names Charlie
KaelaKhaotic 5
Well that's shitty...
perdix 31
Maybe if you do a good job, you'll get the honor to clean the customer bathrooms that haven't been cleaned for a year. You're on your way to the top!
Birdie_Sage 0
hmm, that's a first task you'll never forget...
MrSassypants 34
You think that's a bad job? My job is to make puns about shit or anything related to it. You know how many people hate me? But I do have to admit that is a pretty shitty situation.
stewpididiot 11
Sounds like a test to me... Your reaction to the task will speak volumes about your work ethic...
88sforlife 0
Cry me a river.
linkinpark98 24
They better be paying you enough to deal with that. Lol