Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, marks three weeks since I started my new dream job. It also marks the second time this week alone that I've clogged the toilet in the restroom. I'm almost 100% sure all my coworkers know it was me. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML
Today, someone (we don't know who) put a very massive and noticeable graffiti "mural" in the bathroom at my workplace. Guess who's job it was to clean it? If you said me, you'd be wrong. However, the guy whose job it was got distracted and didn't do it, so it became my job after all. FML
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baabyxniiica 6
Must have been a shitty job.
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
Atleast you got a new job in this economy.
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Comments (80)
Ray_of_midnight 23
Divert the nearest river and use it to flush out the bathroom?
Candice0687 0
Looks like you got there crappy end of the stick
kaykay1395 2
That sucks
iseyixes 18
Sounds like it was something he purposely made sure you would hate doing. He is testing you that's all. Why else would he say it hadn't been cleaned in 2 months and then ask you to go clean it? It's probably cleaned on a regular basis, suck it up and enjoy your pay check.
nsnforever 2
Maybe he said it because it really hasn't been cleaned in two months, and, since OP is new, he assumed OP would be eager to please and impress. That way, the bathroom gets done and the bossman himself doesn't have to do it. But, that's just a guess.
nsnforever 2
Surgical mask? Check. Rubber gloves? Check. Disinfectant? Check. But seriously, that sucks, OP. FYL, indeed.
br0ccoli 15
I once saw diarrhea all over the seat of a toilet and on the floor and menstrual blood graffiti on the walls in a mall bathroom. At least your office has more (hopefully) civilized people.
lrgenesis 19
Only thing shittier than the bathroom were your bosses management skills.
KiddNYC1O 22
Two months?? Who knows what kind of shit you must've picked up... Literally!
K3LC 1
at least you managed to find a job.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Ouch!