Today, I happily went to an interview after job searching for months. I learned a large part of my job would be cleaning the toilets. Every. Single. Hour. I used to lecture at a university until budget cuts happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after spending thousands of dollars and several years pursuing a higher education so I could get a high paying job doing something that requires skill and brainpower, I finally got my first job offer after months of searching. I will be cleaning houses. FML
Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML
Today, I had my first job interview since graduating from university. The person who interviewed me informed me that not using my degree after two years practically makes it null and void. I guess instead of being a financial advisor at the company, I could always be a janitor there. FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, I nailed a job interview and they hired me on the spot. The only problem was I was bursting at the seams and had to poop really bad. After destroying their bathroom and taking my leave, not an hour later I got a phone call saying they're "gonna go a different direction." FML
Today, I finally got a job after months of searching due to Covid. The bad news? It's cleaning dog kennels. I have an extreme fear of animal poop. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML
Today, after 8 years in exceptionally difficult veterinarian classes which put me $200,000 in debt, and 7 months of job searching, I finally got a job. I will be inspecting feces for worms while making minimum wage. FML
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Top comments
alicelouise66 5
something seems off here. why can you only get a job cleaning toilets? and where in the world are toilets cleaned every hour?
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like a sequel in that Jerry Lewis/Eddie Murphy franchise: “The Shitty Professor.”
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Comments (8)
Tom Schwarzl 11
I am very sorry for you. what did you teach in university that you cannot get a (better) job?
alicelouise66 5
something seems off here. why can you only get a job cleaning toilets? and where in the world are toilets cleaned every hour?
Memnoc 26
Taco Bell
LostSoul 20
Welcome to America.
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like a sequel in that Jerry Lewis/Eddie Murphy franchise: “The Shitty Professor.”
childlessmother 16
A job is a job. Just saying
AmbrosiaFan 19
Well its only an interview for now. Ask questions and check it out.
saberjpg 6
You were interviewing at a company called Toilet Cleanerz. How did you not see that coming?