Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in art class, everybody was showing the paintings that we have been working on for weeks. Everyone was cheering and clapping. When mine came up, nobody clapped. FML
Today, it was my very last day teaching my dance class. After the class ended, the owner of the studio started clapping and told all my students to give me a hug. No one hugged me. No one. FML
Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I’m a high school teacher and I finally learned how to use the smartboard properly. I connected my laptop to demonstrate a lesson… and projected the last thing I had open: a half-written email complaining about how loud this exact class is. Thirty teenagers read it in silence. One kid raised his hand and said, “Fair.” FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML
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Outpail 1
Hard teachers are usually the ones that teach life lessons... I know mine were.
koda_fml 0
YDI for being a bad teacher. FYL for having dumb children. Either one works.
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angel03260 0
so just give them a shit load of work until they clap everytime you enter a room
lannaz16 0
well maybe you should realize what your doing wrong? maybe your too strict, or you flip out at kids for small things, maybe your too gross or maybe you give out extra homework on fridays, orrr maybe youre a hard marker? idk i voted your life is ****** anyways, kids are douche bags.
Essentials 0
Noone likes hard teachers. They prefer to remain ignorant and be taught by teachers that don't care about their future. Damn kids.
hitherestranger 0
the only possible explanation for an ENTIRE room staying silent at your picture is that you must be a really really reeeeeaally bad teacher or bad person. :/
cattoe7 0
welp be nicer.. i had a tough teacher and i didn't do very good in his class because he made it stupid.. then i had a nice cool teacher and i did VERY well.. so if your nice you might just give a kid a better chance at learning something.
cbuckk 0
so your that asshole teacher
hanic101 0
YDI for being a crappy teacher. Maybe be nice for once. LOL
mohit88 0
Don't be such a shit teacher
kariemika 0
Aww I remember that happening to teachers in high school. I always used to feel bad. As long as you're doing your job good then don't worry. There's always next year.
ch4rlie_fml 0
Ignatius? Are you from Amsterdam? Too bad, but the most hated teachers are mostly the best, so see it as a compliment ;)