Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in art class, everybody was showing the paintings that we have been working on for weeks. Everyone was cheering and clapping. When mine came up, nobody clapped. FML
Today, it was my very last day teaching my dance class. After the class ended, the owner of the studio started clapping and told all my students to give me a hug. No one hugged me. No one. FML
Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I’m a high school teacher and I finally learned how to use the smartboard properly. I connected my laptop to demonstrate a lesson… and projected the last thing I had open: a half-written email complaining about how loud this exact class is. Thirty teenagers read it in silence. One kid raised his hand and said, “Fair.” FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML
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Outpail 1
Hard teachers are usually the ones that teach life lessons... I know mine were.
koda_fml 0
YDI for being a bad teacher. FYL for having dumb children. Either one works.
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Comments (259)
blackdog_fml 0
i would have clapped for you! you must be tight if you get on fml! :) :) :)
Linda_NH 0
It could have been worse. They could have booed and thrown tomatoes at your picture.
McKelvin 0
Awww, those kids are mean. I bet somebody likes you as a teacher.
tjh116 0
1) you are a complete and total bitch that is hated entirely and shouldn't ever be given the chance to be around young people or 2) it was just a stupid prank and you are liked or 3) you are good teacher but most kids think your a bitch just because you give a lot of work and have high expectations
loovegirls 0
awh im sorryy]:
username_no34536 0
Maybe it's because you're a bad teacher. It would be Today was teacher appreciation day or Today, it was teacher appreciation day. Not Today, was teacher appreciation day.
redmusketeer 1
that sucks last year when my math teacher came up everyone booed for her it is soo disrespectful don't feel bad you probably just taught a hard subject and they were mad you didn't give them easy As
redmusketeer 1
that sucks l ast year when my math teacher came up everyone booed for her it is soo disrespectful don't feel bad you probably just taught a hard subject and they were mad you didn't give them easy As
SexyMami15 0
Aw, that sucks. I don't know if I pitty you much since you're probably a bad teacher according to the lack of applause.
ohhsnapp 0
lol. well, be a better teacher, thats all i got to say.