Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in art class, everybody was showing the paintings that we have been working on for weeks. Everyone was cheering and clapping. When mine came up, nobody clapped. FML
Today, it was my very last day teaching my dance class. After the class ended, the owner of the studio started clapping and told all my students to give me a hug. No one hugged me. No one. FML
Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML
Today, I’m a high school teacher and I finally learned how to use the smartboard properly. I connected my laptop to demonstrate a lesson… and projected the last thing I had open: a half-written email complaining about how loud this exact class is. Thirty teenagers read it in silence. One kid raised his hand and said, “Fair.” FML
Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML
Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML
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Outpail 1
Hard teachers are usually the ones that teach life lessons... I know mine were.
koda_fml 0
YDI for being a bad teacher. FYL for having dumb children. Either one works.
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Comments (259)
WowAlonzo 0
i feel aorry for u :/
littlegoldwoman 0
Wow, thats some good input for you. Glad you noticed that. Hopefully you see that youve not been the way you should be with the kids and can now change.
USBIade 0
idk you to well but being a kid your probly a douche to them... if you want them to like you be nicer and cooler and less strict/hatd
star_ver 0
I put FYL because that sucks either way :(.
Tubasaurus 0
Don't complain, you're probably the asshole teacher that doesn't help their students, and blames them for their bad grades when the blame is really on your incompetence.
greenb0ttlecap 0
aww that sucks!
xshinyx11 0
Give them F's for being rude and mean! That should make them cheer next time. YDI for being a bad teacher giving them hard lesson and nagging them for not doing their homework just like my teacher but she gives us candy every time so who care. FYL for i don't really know
laxgirl16202 0
Aww! That is mean I am sure they will realize that having tough teachers only help them in the long run and they will thank you (:
AdamGD 0
You are one of those mean ass teachers that has one of those nicknames making fun of how mean you are and likes the name! One of my teachers is called Frank the Tank! Everyone hates her (yes HER!) and we cheered when the bell rang to let us out of her class on the last day of school.
rocker8877 0
Maybe because you're an asshole teacher