Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. My have two older sisters also graduated. The first one got a Tiffany's bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I'd ordered an Xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML
Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
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AnnaT24 2
Shoot, that sucks! I didn't get anything for graduating, I got kicked out. I wish I had a snuggie lol.
DrAbe 0
wow bummer they could have atleast got you something better snuggies are stupid
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dmjones93 0
I read this and I thought he said 'snuggle'. That was funnier, as I'm British and I hadn't a clue what a snuggie was.. =/
sublime93 0
#37 lmfaoo & anyone here go on youtube & search snuggie parody.
Im_Insane 0
Did you at least get to keep the free light? :D haha totally sucks dude
abcdefg11233 0
"snuggies are perfect for those drafty dorm rooms" maybe they thought you'd need one
myrddraal_fml 0
wtf is a snuggie??? Don't use that word in New Zealand..
jewjewbee 6
@38...they don't sell Snuggies in stores (at least, not any store I would ever visit). They're mostly known from TV commercials. So unless your small town doesn't have television...
jdkfgkjdfb 0
That stinks. But YDI if you hinted at a TV by mentioning Snuggie commercials. #49: Snuggies are blankets with sleeves and they look cozy but kind of make you look like you're part of a cult…
spacetaco 0
At least they got you something worth one payment of $19.99 and extra S&H.
jj732 0
at least you can wear it outside at sporting events? you can answer the phone, pet the dog, enjoy a snack? you can knit and read with a child! even pour coffee, snuggle your baby... you get a ******* BOOKLIGHT, awesome. best part-- you look like a) a cult member or b) ******* HARRY POTTER. TV only makes you entertained and fat.
breakthesky 0
I wish a had a snuggie. >:(