Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML
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Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. My have two older sisters also graduated. The first one got a Tiffany's bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML
Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I'd ordered an Xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML
Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
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AnnaT24 2
Shoot, that sucks! I didn't get anything for graduating, I got kicked out. I wish I had a snuggie lol.
DrAbe 0
wow bummer they could have atleast got you something better snuggies are stupid
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Comments (189)
jmartyr 0
**** my birthday and graduation are on the same day in like a week.. I hope I don't get a snuggie :(
SysRq_ 0
The snuggie has taken yet another life...it must be stopped.
dem54 0
i agree with everyone who likes snuggies.. buuuuuuutt for a graduation/birthday present ? mmmmm not soo much brightside is you can be warm and read at the same time !
cutebutpsycho 0
#10, yes! Cast level 3 Eroticism! And #11, it's not ipidimy. It's epitome. And the snuggie is NOT awesome. You will actually need to cast level 3 Eroticism on yourself in order to get any. OP: Buy your own TV. Sell one of these Snuggie-lovers your snuggie on eBay. Problem solved.
hiall1234 0
Snuggies are the best! it is like a robe but backwards
um_duh 0
Don't be so disrespectful - there's kids out there freezing & living on the street because their parents lost their jobs & you're complaining about something thay essentially will keep you warm? **** you idiot.
ALphaOzcar 0
LOL. This made my day. Thats sucksss.
boog_fml 7
Hahaha 'ipidimy,' love it... X]
purpleiscool 0
OP: Buy your own TV. Sell one of these Snuggie-lovers your snuggie on eBay. Problem solved. Sounds like a plan, you will now have $20 out of a couple hundred for a new TV. Get rid of that piece of shit.
Natashakiable18 0
how is this really an fml...it would have really been one if they had forgotten to get you something b/c they forgot you were graduating or it was your birthday... or something like that