Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office, all of them guys, were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw that the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML
Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML
Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML
Today, it was my first day back to work since having my first baby. To show I'd caught up on everything, I had to give a presentation at the end of the day to the heads of my department. It went really well until the end, when one of them pointed out that breast milk had been leaking through my clothes the entire time. FML
Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, I got yelled at by one of the managers at my store for tucking in my shirt in the crew room. She called it unprofessional and offensive. It was my first day. FML
Today, I woke up early to make a good impression at my new job. As I was getting dressed, I noticed my shirt was missing a button. I frantically searched for another shirt, but couldn't find one that looked clean enough. I had to go to work in my buttonless shirt, and spent the entire day feeling embarrassed. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
You played the see-through-shirt card on your first day? I bet they like you already. Next week, wear a dress and 'forget' to put panties on. You'll soon be the most populair employee and co-worker.
tampabayfan 22
you made a good first impression
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Comments (83)
Stupidpeopleanno 5
You really should give a hint, OP. Try to narrow it down a bit!
simplyynat 0
wow how'd you not realize you were wearing a see through shirt?
ahriel 0
agreed.. I'm assuming you looked in the mirror? couldn't you tell? -.-
Creamysweeps 5
maybe she spilt water/coffee on herself and didn't notice? but whatever. I dont really think it's a big deal....
mandypandypants 4
Ydi for putting a shirt on and not looking in the mirror afterwards. Most people tend to look to see if they look alright before they hit the streets.
sarahohh 2
Or maybe she did her hair and make up and then put her shirt on....
TryptamineDreame 0
How are you a female and didn't notice this? Im sure you spent a lot of time in front of the mirror to do your hair and makeup, but you couldn't tell that your shirt was see-through? You're a ******* idiot.
willsohn 0
damn haha
Sismantha 0
I agree with 13, it's your fault for not checking. Especially on your first day.
barrelracer10 0
you suck
Shutuptroll 0
Is it just me or does this person look exactly like 13?
Mapholisto 7
They don't. Look closer. They just happen to be facing in the relatively same direction with a single color-toned photo.
Becket_nitefire 0
damn i missed it.. hope you forgot your bra too.. id make ya stand outside for a few minutes at a time through out the day
deputy_g 5
That's the start of a Porno ;)
javiermv 3
post a picture! we will be the judge if that was a good see-through or not...
12inchRooster 0
If you didn't know it was see thru, then you my friend are a ******* idiot!!!!!!!!!
perdix 31
I love the preteñse that you didn't know the shirt was see-through. Just go with it! If the guys knew that you knew it was see-through, that would make you a manipulative ****, but if they think you are doing it accidentally, they get to look at some nice **** and that can really make their day! It's like that whole fiction of girls becoming sex maniacs after one drink -- they really want sex, but blaming it on the alcohol makes it more acceptable. We guys know what's what, but we'll keep buying the drinks to effect that magical transformation. ;)
lalaney 14
God you're gross. You realize that there's no place for that kind of behavior in the workplace, right?