Today, trying to be sweet, I told my girlfriend that I'm so happy we met one another. She muttered, "Well, that makes one of us." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Two-stroke
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, my fiancée of 2 years and mother of my son, who is also pregnant with our second son, commented on how lucky two friends getting married were to have found each other. I said that we're just as lucky. She responded, "No. They actually love each other." FML
Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
Take what you can get
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Why do you have to try to be sweet? Are you normally a bitter dick?
megpie20693 11
Maybe you caught her in a bad mood?
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Comments (78)
mandachea10 8
Bitchhhhh.
onorexveritas 24
what a bitch thing to say. I hope you talked it out with her
Satoaoi 13
oh hell no if that was me she would be gone and the hunt for a more appreciative person would begin
FastidiousPear 6
Dump the bitch
Yongchi 11
Your name, OP... "wtf did i do" Nothing. PMS or period happened, or she is just rude and unappreciative of your love.
Squygm 7
If she doesn't want to be with you, she can leave. You don't need someone who's there because she's bored.
LMFAOwned 9
You must be a pain in the ass lol
9onbreak78 11
Pffttt, date a guy instead then. ****, I'm all up for that shit. LOL!
evebright 5
Doomed to fail. Dump her and RUN
love_me_electric 20
I feel like we're no getting the whole story; maybe this happened after they had a fight? I can't imagine anyone saying that for no reason.