Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
At least he wasn't picking his butt
YoshiTimex3 0
i never knew boogers are crunchy . though one time my brother had a booger in his finger nails & decided to flick it .. i was staring at him w/ my mouth open ... guess where it went ?
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Comments (150)
tubaguy42 0
YDI for not inspecting his fingers first.
Mushu_ 0
...crunchy??
RandomPasserby 0
You should have checked what exactly was on what your sucking on. YDI & FYL
cenafan 0
As the saying goes...."Look before you leap."
Bunneh18 0
Ewwwww. :S I wouldn't suck anyone's fingers. For some reason it always have grossed me out to think what that person have been doing before I suck his/her fingers. FYL and YDI.
gummibehrs 4
That's incredibly nauseating.
bodneyy 0
that would be very awkward
sillylung 0
Any FML that begins with "I thought it would be funny", "trying to be sexy", etc. definitely warrants a YDI.
rosierosierosie 0
I heaved several times reading this
chowyuk 0
automatic ydi when it says trying or I thought