Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML
Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
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Top comments
Zelphoric 25
Anddd time to unfriend
Welshite 40
Aww he just wants to be your breast friend.
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Comments (100)
TimysterGates 15
He just tagged himself where he wants to be, close to your heart!
Shmatterhorn 38
Amongst other places.
brivielle 15
op has one heart. he tagged both breasts
TimysterGates 15
You van only tag yourself in one place in a picture. Or are you the kind of person to show up multiple times in one picture.
Xeebar 28
Don't you know? It's always the quiet ones that do the oddest things.
pjsr 33
After the crime, the neighbors always say 'He was kind of quiet, kept to himself a lot'
cryssycakesx3 23
if they're black, "he was trying to be a rapper"
JazNim17 18
It's the quiet ones you have to keep an eye on.
Falling_Star13 11
I think its breast to stay away from him...
khaled_almu 13
This is so silly
Venasaur1 9
And this is why you don't add people you don't know, but kudos for being nice OP!
cryssycakesx3 23
but she did know him
Shmatterhorn 38
But not in a creepy stalkerish way.
nowthatimhere 3
Sorry it turned out that way (though it's really amusing), please don't let this keep you from being kind to other shy people. Root for the under dog, woof woof!
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Woof woof! Right back at ya!
weveallbeenthere 30
he's your new breast friend. that was so nice of you . sometimes kids act like real boobs. **** great that you didn't.
KaneHunter 22
Sometimes, shy people aren't who they appear to be.
foxwasalamb 24
its the shy ones you gotta watch out for. them and the quiet ones