Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was getting one of the best blow jobs I have ever received. My girlfriend was getting into it when I heard an "uh oh". Her tongue ring got twisted around the hair close to my balls. She started to pull, I started to scream. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a spontaneous blowjob while we were watching TV. After he finished, I tried to pull a sexy move I'd seen in a porno by zipping his pants back up with my teeth. His foreskin got caught in the zipper and we spent the next few hours in the emergency room. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
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Top comments
Scands_59 14
Double meaning to giving head!
jweezy89 4
Well I wouldn't take it personally, that kinda pain can make the toughest man cry.
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Comments (78)
Enslaved 38
Pain will you return it I'll say it again - pain Pain will you return it I won't say it again
pradip 26
Ouch!! Nothing in the world can explain to a girl, how much it would hurt.
perdix 31
#34, it's not as if they don't have childbirth as a reference. A few years ago, I took a nutshot that almost made me vomit. I'd put it right up there with a poke in the eye.
pradip 26
I was so much into the OP's boyfriend's pain, my brain stopped thinking these possibilities.
BunBunBabe 8
So is he the only one hurt out of this? I mean if you almost broke his dick with your head...
Spectre529 12
This string of replies is now getting awkward
bach2121 13
Wow he could've appreciated the effort...
RedPillSucks 33
note to OP: giving head does not involve head to "head" contact.
TwiztedYuri 9
* gets out lotion* what? need to moisturize
flockz 20
*gets out blow-up doll* what? she's the only friend i have.
newbiehere99 6
*Shaves my pussy* What? My cat needed to be groomed.
sweetmama88 6
Wow that's aweful I hope you said you are sorry !