Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I got a text from an old hook up. I assumed it was a mistake, since we hadn’t spoken in years. She replied that her fiancé just dumped her after finding our old chat log. The last message was 10 years ago, and apparently she has become a prude since then, so now I’m a homewrecker. FML
Today, I received a message on a dating app. It was the girl I'd always wanted to marry, but who disappeared from my life when we were younger. She went on and on about how much she missed me... and how much she wanted me to meet her husband and 3 kids. FML
Today, I have such crippling low self-esteem that when a girl from my class asked me out, I was instantly convinced she couldn’t actually be interested in me and must be setting me up for some sort of nasty prank, so I told her I wasn’t going to fall for it and to fuck off. She started crying. FML
Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
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Top comments
Ghostrui 31
Nah, the only one desperate is the chick who's stuck in the mindset of a 16 year as a 40 year middle aged woman. Remind her she's also on the dating website and she messaged you first. Anything she says in return, don't respond back. Let it hang.
chris_lillo 15
This is an FML for her. Imagine being 40 and still acting like that. Something is wrong with her life. Good luck on dodging a bullet
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Comments (20)
Singularity01 9
The pathetic case is the 40 year old woman who is still clinging to and judging herself by her 16 year old self. She either has no fulfillment in her life or she hasn't progressed in her emotional development as a human being. Either case is truly sad. Also, as others have pointed out, she went out of her way to message you first. I'd take that as a plea for attention. Again, sad. Tell her you're sorry she feels so pathetic that she needs to turn to near-strangers for any sense of worth, and then walk away. Let it fester.
Notamusedanymore 17
I hope she reads fml and sees the comments.
QueenAfrodite 8
That just wreaks on someone who is broke with nothing going for them OP. Nerds are hott and those brains win over jocks any day.
Marta Perlicka 13
She is desperate to be an immature bitch.
Charlie Given 28
This is when good Photoshop skills come in handy,send her pics of u and ex's that are way hotter than her title it why would I want to be with the ugliest girl in my class😂😂
Taurus_ChicKa 37
She's the pathetic one. She was in the prime of her life in high school, and now real life is biting her in the ass.
ncparry 18
Don’t worry OP, she’s at least 300 pounds now.
Zeatha Mistron 7
What a ****.
peterblackmer91 12
I'm just guessing that if she was that nasty things aren't going that well in her life. But still so rude.