Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying a child at school again, I grounded him for the rest of the year. He just snorted and said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year then! Thanks, mum!" and happily retreated to his bedroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
Today, I got grounded for 2 weeks for slapping my brother after he threw a baseball at my head and hit my shin with a bat. He’s in 9th grade and I'm in 8th. He got ice cream to "cheer him up". FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
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drbobbz 16
Take away his computer then. At least make it boring for him
flurpiee 14
Better than bullying, I guess o.o
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Comments (260)
Ray_of_midnight 23
Congratulations, you've raised a chav. He'll find out soon enough when he gets his first ASBO.
HeyTherexxx 21
Does the U.K have any "Scared Straight" jail programs? That could be your last resort if all else fails. But for now, suspending the use of electronics and any privileges seems appropriate.
drrobotnik1 18
>reads the comments >doesn't see any jokes about a chastity belt >doesn't see any "incest is wincest" >doesn't see any "OP, offer to help him out, that'll make it impossible for him to j/o" I am surprised.
phew_fml 21
Try his own medicine on him, beat the shit out of him.
spignona84 11
Sounds like you're just a bitch
KimchiKim 9
I would've gotten the ass whupping of my life. And after that, my parents would have put me in some form of house arrest for a LONG time.
u568l 9
Teach him not to bully in the first place.
Michaelgf 13
Get a baseball bat
caitiebug1119 15
Make him do charity work every weekend. Take away the computer, phone, and TV privileges. No fast food or hanging out with friends after school that's not strictly for studying. If it happens again, march him down to the kid's house and make him apologize. Let him know that kind of punishment will be a regular thing if he makes a habit of it. I'd teach him to be a douchebag to a kid then get smart with me.
driftsenses 3
You need to teach his ass a lesson