Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying a child at school again, I grounded him for the rest of the year. He just snorted and said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year then! Thanks, mum!" and happily retreated to his bedroom. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
Today, I got grounded for 2 weeks for slapping my brother after he threw a baseball at my head and hit my shin with a bat. He’s in 9th grade and I'm in 8th. He got ice cream to "cheer him up". FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
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Top comments
drbobbz 16
Take away his computer then. At least make it boring for him
flurpiee 14
Better than bullying, I guess o.o
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Comments (260)
sanecatlady 13
Kids at this age need to be locked up in a max-security jail cell until they're at least 21 years old.
eabb19 8
you're kid's a dick
tuffer 3
take the door off his room, and shut off hot water after 5 min
worldclassrager 41
And maybe cyber bully if his computer is in his room with him..he needs probably something to jack off to
summy15423 12
That's the kind of response that gets kids sent to icare
martin8337 36
Well, now he'll have something else to bully around.
titibug823 11
Take away all tech, and no door on his room... If that doesnt work, beat his ass!
mt631 18
Remove his door and nail/tape pictures of you and your spouse all over his bedroom walls. Check on him constantly, basically bug the shit out of him. Take away his computer, phone, or anything with internet access. He basically spat in your face with that "thanks mum!" comment. Teach him a lesson!
jordanlite 16
He'll get bored eventually. Wait him out.
stoych 19
He's a 14 year old boy. How many 14 year olds have you ever come across that got bored of playing with Percy!? It doesn't happen. At all.
lifesabish 9
I would take the door, any and all technology, any reading material he may have with any kind of pictures, and THEN make yourself heard at all times when he is in the restroom. Sing loudly. Yell for no reason at all. Talk to him through the door as he showers. Everything in my power to make him a very miserable teenager. Then sit and have a talk about his spoiled ass attitude and offer to return things slowly for continued good behavior, with the addition of chores. Lots and lots of chores, and maybe a pop in the mouth for back-talking like that. That's just me.