Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying a child at school again, I grounded him for the rest of the year. He just snorted and said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year then! Thanks, mum!" and happily retreated to his bedroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML
Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML
Today, I got grounded for 2 weeks for slapping my brother after he threw a baseball at my head and hit my shin with a bat. He’s in 9th grade and I'm in 8th. He got ice cream to "cheer him up". FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML
Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
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drbobbz 16
Take away his computer then. At least make it boring for him
flurpiee 14
Better than bullying, I guess o.o
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Ninja_Girl17 5
In this day and age simply grounding a child isn't enough. Where's the real punishment? Chances are they have a computer, a TV, their phone and some form of game console. The only real thing you take away from them is not being able to physically go and hang out with friends. Best option would be to strip him of all his electronics for the year. He needs to use a computer for work? Send him to the library. There's a real punishment.
tiatia99 0
Love the idea about the door! When he comes home make him wear a brand new pair of exfoliation gloves. He won't want to rub those too vigorously on his private parts!
Danielfl 3
He needs to get spank , to learn some respect
UsagiArwen 23
Now might be a good time to start looking into boot camp options.
blackwindows 1
make him follow you around for the rest of the year.
KatNamanski 16
I agree with the general consensus of taking away all electronics. Bullying is an awful thing. I've been bullied since elementary school and it's hard to heal from. Not only that, but my mother punished me by taking away things, such as activities, electronics, and (the big one, as I was a teen girl) the phone. Nothing wrong with spanking it now and again, but take away his door and make him do it in the shower. Then take away internet, computers, phone, radio. All of it! That'll show him!
Sinful1 14
Damn sounds like someone either needs to go to military school!
NinjaDinos99 1
YDI for spoiling the little brat
BreathingClover 19
make him watch fatty ****
keeks46 12
Make him hold a sign that says "I was a bully, so I need to hold this sign up. Honk if you think I should be ashamed." Or you could make him sell his Xbox/Playstation or his most favorite electronics and have him donate the money to charity.