Today, I gave my son a bollocking for losing a very important paper that I needed for work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son texted me that he couldn't find his phone, so I went to go help him look for it. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML
Today, there was a meeting at work, during which I had to give a presentation to my boss and other attendants. The first subject I had to tackle was how my 5 year-old son got to my briefcase and replaced its contents with some crayons and a fluffy teddy bear. FML
Today, my son tried extort me into turning the WiFi back on by hiding my purse. He was mad because he'd lost access for being disrespectful. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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Top comments
xMooMoox 0
Son you lost my paper go canoe in that lake!!! It means an argument you guys.
F14Shado 0
I think that means beating..
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Comments (68)
_shit_happens_ 0
a row?
Daft_Punk709 0
FIRST!!! (to comment to the first comment)
Xuphra 0
Hope you learned OP. ******* idiot.
grrrrmetigers 0
it means a fight!
I_lost_the_game 25
You can't give someone a row, so I'm guessing that in this situation, it doesn't mean a fight.
BeforeItWasCool 12
In some parts of Europe to give someone a row means to tell them off, or to argue.
F14Shado 0
I think that means beating..
peceout 29
I'm sorry, but reading this FML makes me mad. You should never, and I mean never beat your kids. It makes me sick.
natyemi15 15
idk, corporeal punishment has some benefits I mean, it did me some good. I'm not in jail :)
thatonetribute 31
A row is a fight. Not beating.
GamingTroller101 12
If it does, then he should pay him back with something like money or perhaps a game.
Phantom034 0
Kid might be holding that over your head for a little while.
rcbarnes 24
And if the kid doesn't I hope his mother does!
Boomi 39
I know I would.
xMooMoox 0
Son you lost my paper go canoe in that lake!!! It means an argument you guys.
frozenshake 5
lol "row"
ihaswaffle 0
ahahahaha
adameeo 21
Lol! I lost it when I read this.
MukyDaCookie 0
AHAHAHHA your kids going to grow up to be a drug dealer and probably be in the system before his 16th birthday. Have fun paying bail
LiLOnE 0
wtf is row
camiwami 0
U should read number 4 and learn a new word!
jkilla6 0
he told the kid off people. i bet you felt like an ass, i've done the same sort of thing so many times.
noha_fml 0
my mum always does the same thing to me and it pisses me off like hell. YDI and he should probably give you a "row" now whatever that is.
PaperxHearts_xox 0
My mother does that all the time. and to give a row means a beating, spanking, general discipline. but at least you know to check your pockets before blaming someone.
leh9 2
Everyone listen to dis guy
derailed 1
I give myself a row all the time
CharlesScene 3
I can give you one too.... heh heh